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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9013 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 131 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
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