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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 255 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 4
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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