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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4647 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 205 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
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