| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4683 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 677 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 150 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
Hybrid Server
play.buker.net
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3867 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9934 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3520 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8907 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7544 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 9448 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 698 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 199 | Enchantments Applied: | 221 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 270 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8660 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5753 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 244 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6211 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 3083 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 195 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5813 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5530 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8924 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7356 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 154 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7906 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9794 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2466 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 1846 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
