The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

bathroom activities, bathroom humor, bodily functions, BROWN, creativity, funny, gross, imagination, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd habits, person, poop humor, poop jokes, quirky behavior, scatological humor, smp, strange habits, strange thoughts, toilet activities, toilet humor, unusual thoughts, weird habits, weird thoughts

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Farms Harvested:	911	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4057	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8469	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Towns Built:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8426

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Emeralds Found:	2262
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Towns Built:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Players Killed by Monsters:	7704	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5549	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crops Grown:	3248
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dimension Hops:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7669	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Votes:	6236
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.