The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

acclaimed book, best books, bestseller, blocky, book awards, book buzz, book critics, book lovers, book recommendation, book review, Bookworms, Incelyork Times, literary acclaim, literary community, Literature, Minecraft, must-read, New York Times, popular book, reading, Server, Times, top books, widely acclaimed

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5841	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3896
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Star Shards Collected:	69
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Potions Brewed:	167

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Items Found:	5557	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	262
Emeralds Found:	4247	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Potions Brewed:	90
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Void Gems Collected:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Farms Harvested:	762
Emeralds Found:	1834	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Animals Bred:	133
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7309
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mines Excavated:	3587
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.