The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

acclaimed book, best books, bestseller, blocky, book awards, book buzz, book critics, book lovers, book recommendation, book review, Bookworms, Incelyork Times, literary acclaim, literary community, Literature, Minecraft, must-read, New York Times, popular book, reading, Server, Times, top books, widely acclaimed

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Void Gems Collected:	14

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9711	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	4994	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Votes:	5496
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	905599
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	3554
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6146	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ores Mined:	4658	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	976	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4419
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3078	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5