The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Runes Activated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like skills.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get access to. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits!

5. Our server is protected by a team of superhero pandas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they pack a mean punch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	200
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Void Armor Forged:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ores Mined:	4634
Mines Excavated:	3240	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Potions Brewed:	114
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	715	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	217
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Farms Harvested:	505	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Items Found:	1347
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

Bored Attention Superpower

Attention, attention span, bored, brain power, cognitive skills, concentration, digital age, Focus, information overload, intelligence, learning, memorize information, mental abilities, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, near future, Pay attention, productivity, SUPERPOWER, Superpowers, Technology

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

baby, blocky, boom, Edition, ivf

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dimension Hops:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

Live, Minecraft, rdc, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	232
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

RDC Live is a dynamic media production company specializing in creating engaging and interactive live events. With a passion for storytelling and cutting-edge technology, RDC Live delivers high-quality content that entertains, informs, and inspires audiences around the world. Their innovative approach to live production sets them apart as leaders in the industry, consistently pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the world of live media.

❤️nderland❤️ Anarchy 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨ server minecraft

❤️, 1.16.5, 1.20.6, Anarchy, banner, best, Enderland, GIF, Ip:, Minecraft, Moscow time, OPENING DATE, Server, ✨

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Farms Harvested:	377
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

The best server in anarchy!

IP: mc.enderland.fun

Date of opening: 12/27/24 at 18:00 Moscow time

mc.enderland.fun