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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1137
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Towns Built:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Potions Brewed:	58
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Animals Bred:	191
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Zombie Dances:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Farms Harvested:	306

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Potions Brewed:	113	Divine Spears Created:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!