The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Channels.., doogFubuki, fbkAyame, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, Minecraft, mionSubaru, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, oniMio, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Server, Shirakamifubuki, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Towns Built:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Mystic Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, ANON TOKYO, art, Ave Mujica, celebration, collaboration, Community, creativity, culture, Entertainment, Event, Gathering, Grove, inspiration, Japan, love, Music, mystic, nyamucchi, Performance, presented by, Togawa Grupu, TOKYO

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Villages Defended:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection.

Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.

FlushCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, brother, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Eviction, family, FlushCraft, flushing, Gay, house rules, hygiene, LGBTQ, living situation, living together, Minecraft, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, Server, sibling, TOILET

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	339	Dragon Eggs Found:	8768
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!

BlockPartyCentral

anger, autism, BlockPartyCentral, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, coping mechanisms, custody arrangement, devastating news, emotional distress, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, Grieving Process, Illness, insensitive comments, parenting, processing emotions, seeking space, self-care, staying elsewhere

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1661	Love Letters Sent:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ores Mined:	5016	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4445

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, economic impact, electric vehicles, export restrictions, import tariffs, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, strikes, Target, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tesla, trade policies, trade war

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Items Found:	8614
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2294	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Buildings Constructed:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

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Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Star Shards Collected:	76	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	New Chunks Explored:	396634
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Zombie Dances:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	146	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Crops Grown:	7666	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Buildings Constructed:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mines Excavated:	1855
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Votes:	1477	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

BabyDaddyDaycare

#breastfeeding, anger, baby, BabyDaddyDaycare, Backup Plan, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Friends, frozen breastmilk, gym, Instructions, leaving baby, maternal leave, parenting, partner, relationship, Resentment, silent treatment, Support, Trust

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	126

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!