The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoCashNoExecutorLOL

Asshole, decision, executor, executorship, family, Father, Financial, Grandchild, hurt, Inheritance, middle class, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Mother, NoCashNoExecutorLOL, relationship, Siblings, Support, thoughtless, ungrateful, Will

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Votes:	1221	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where inheritance disputes don’t exist? Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds and emeralds!

We promise no awkward conversations about wills or who gets what. Instead, you can focus on building the craziest structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, our server is so wealthy that even Herobrine would be jealous.

So, leave the real world drama behind and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with fun and laughter. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and pig races? Join now and let the good times roll!

AttractionCraft SMP: The Coffee Shop

Arcade, Architecture, attraction, AttractionCraft, building, coffee, coffee shop, creativity, customer experience, design, Entertainment, experiential, food court, games, Immersive, innovation, leisure, luxury, Mall, Relaxation, Shop, shopping, smp, unlimited budget

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2289	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was wild, man!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have this epic competition where you have to build the craziest attraction ever. Like, I’m talking a petting zoo with mutant animals or a haunted house with real ghosts. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or something equally ridiculous.

And get this, money is no object on this server. You can build a freaking arcade with diamond-studded controllers or a coffee shop that serves potions instead of coffee. The possibilities are endless, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder on this insane Minecraft SMP!

BlockPartyBlues

BlockPartyBlues, coping strategies, emotional well being, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health management, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health therapy, mental health tips, Mental Health Treatment, mental health wellness, post-event depression, self-care

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of feeling down after epic Minecraft battles and not knowing how to cope? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a team of virtual therapists ready to help you work through your post-event depression! Join us for some hilarious shenanigans, crazy adventures, and of course, some much-needed therapy sessions to keep your mental health in check. Who knew virtual block-building could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to post-event blues!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, International, Kursk school, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, Russian strike, school bombing, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world news

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Russian strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, bro! Ukraine be like “Four dead in Kursk school” but we be like “Four new players joinin’ our server, yassss!” Come join the chaos and build your own bomb shelter, just in case things get too real, ya know? Let’s turn tragedy into triumph, one block at a time!

CraftyRetaliationEU

CraftyRetaliationEU, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, EU, european union, global market, Goods, import/export, international trade, negotiations, political tensions, potential conflict, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade policies, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Enchantments Applied:	175
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4764	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

lol dis server is like a battle between countries but in minecraft lol like eu vs us but instead of tariffs its like building stuff and fighting with swords and bows lol. if u join u can be on team eu and help them retaliate against trump and his tariffs by building giant statues and castles to show ur power lol. or u can be on team us and try to stop eu from retaliating by building crazy defenses and traps to protect ur land lol. its like a never-ending war but with blocks and creepers lol. join now for the ultimate showdown in minecraft history lol.

TheOasis

application, collaborate, Community, Discord, Enhance, Events, facebook, grow, Interact, kick, Launch, Minecraft, Mods, Server, smp, Stream, Streamer, Support, TheOasis, tiktok, twitch, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3335
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

TheOasis SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP Server
Target Audience	Streamers of all sizes on all platforms
Age Requirement	18 years old or older
Server Experience	Mostly vanilla server with some mods
Launch Date	End of February 2025

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I apply to join TheOasis SMP server?

A: If you are an active streamer, simply share your streaming links. If you are new or returning to streaming, answer some simple questions through the application form provided.

Q: What platforms are supported for streamers on TheOasis SMP server?

A: All platforms including Twitch, Kick, TikTok, Facebook, and more are welcome.

Q: Will there be events hosted on the server for members?

A: Yes, events will be organized for members to come together and have a good time.

Q: How can I join TheOasis SMP Discord?

A: You can join TheOasis SMP Discord through the provided link: https://discord.com/invite/xsNkeJm9v9

Ethereal Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, bruce jenner, discrimination, donald trump, Ellen Page, Ethereal, gender, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, national day, queer, Realms, Transgender, washroom

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a gender reveal party at a daycare center? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show starring a bunch of entitled celebrities. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Our community is filled with all kinds of characters, from confused washroom wanderers to outspoken political enthusiasts. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and unpredictability, then come join us on this Minecraft server. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

SlyFoxUnlabeled – Minecraft SMP

free-spirit, independent, individualistic, Minecraft, neutral, Nonbinary, nonconformist, open-minded, SlyFoxUnlabeled, smp, unaffiliated, unaligned, unallied, unassigned, unattached, unbranded, unclassified, uncommitted, Unconventional, undecided, undefined, untagged

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	166	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got diamond armor for days, mobs dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s raining snacks, and the villagers are straight up party animals, I swear!

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama races. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMA RACES! These bad boys are faster than a speeding minecart and cuter than a baby zombie in a pumpkin helmet.

Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do our bidding, like we once had a dragon cook us breakfast burritos while we battled a horde of evil bunnies. It was wild, man.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself, whether you’re a blocky warrior, a redstone genius, or just a llama enthusiast, then come join us and let’s build some epic shenanigans together!

ChunkCraft SlimDown

ChunkCraft, Commitment, Communication, diet, Empathy, encouragement, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy lifestyle, love, motivation, nutrition, obese, Partners, patience, relationship, SlimDown, Support, teamwork, Understanding, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7352	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of carrying around extra weight on your shoulders? Well, on our Minecraft server, we support our players in losing weight by making them mine for diamonds all day long! Who needs a gym membership when you can just dig for precious gems in a virtual world?

Join us and watch as your character sheds those pounds while you build epic structures and battle mobs. Plus, our community of supportive players will cheer you on every step of the way – because nothing says motivation like a group of pixelated friends rooting for you!

So come on, partner up with us on this weight loss journey and let’s mine our way to a healthier, happier you!

KremlinCraft: Drone Strikes & Refineries

Attack, bloomberg, Conflict, Crisis, DiSRuPtiON, drone, ENERGY, fuel output, Geopolitics, global economy, KremlinCraft, Military, News, OIL INDUSTRY, refineries, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, supply chain, Ukrainian drones, uncertainty

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4796
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mines Excavated:	4430
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE UKRAINIAN DRONES HIT THREE KEY REFINERIES BUT IN A FUN WAY! RUSHIAN FUEL OUTPUT IN DOUBT BUT NOT OUR FUN! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND BUILDING CONTESTS THAT WILL BLOW YO MIND! JOIN NOW TO EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, YOLO!

Disrespectful Agree Craft

agree, Agreement, civility, Communication, communication skills, compromise, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Craft, debate, dialogue, differing opinions, disagreement, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful agreement, healthy debate, Manners, mutual respect, perspective, relationships, respectful disagreement, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	231
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS ON SPEED, READY TO BAN ANY TROLLS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “CREEPER”.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, IF YOU CAN RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, THAT ALSO MEANS YOU CAN DISRESPECTFULLY AGREE. MIND BLOWN, RIGHT?

Worldborne

alliances, Character, Conquer, Conquest, Diplomacy, diplomat, Discord, DOMINANCE, fresh world, Lore, Roleplay, Staff Team, Strategist, Suggestions, Theme, Vanilla, warrior, whitelist process, Worldborne

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Overview of Worldborne Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Nations and Races	Create or join powerful nations and explore a world rich with diverse races and lore.
War and Combat	Engage in epic wars with other nations to prove your dominance!
Custom Items	Enjoy custom items made by staff and give suggestions for inclusivity.
Server Launch Date	Launched on January 31st, providing a fresh world for players.
Roleplay Support	Supports RP with a whitelist process to ensure everyone is on the same page.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Worldborne server, please join our Discord using the invite link provided and follow the instructions there.

2. Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay?

Yes, we have rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

3. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, players have the option to create or join powerful nations within the world of Worldborne.

4. How does combat work on the server?

Combat on Worldborne involves engaging in epic wars with other nations to prove dominance and strategic prowess.

5. Are custom items available on the server?

Yes, custom items created by the staff team are available for players to enjoy. Suggestions for new items are also welcome.

Cosmic Human Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Advanced, aliens, Civilizations, Cosmic, DENISOVANS, Evolution, evolutionary anatomy, Hands, Human, human-like, intelligence, interbreed, Manipulation, Neanderthals, physical environment, Primitive, Realms, sapience, tentacles, Tools

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where animals have evolved to have human-like bodies and build civilizations. Bro, you gotta join this server because you can chill with these animal people who can actually make tools and stuff. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bird that can build a house or a four-legged animal that can craft weapons? Plus, maybe you can even interbreed with them like we did with neanderthals and denisovans. It’s a wild world out there, man. Join now and experience the ultimate crossover of species!

RentDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken into bathroom, brother staying over, careless roommate, college bestie, credit reports, damaged property, Florida apartment, friendship ended, leaving roommate, legal action, locked bedroom, messy room, Minecraft, moving out, paying rent, Pregnancy, RentDrama, returning home, roommate drama, roommate troubles, Server, stopped paying rent, stopping the electric, theft, trashed apartment, TV theft, wearing clothes

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and TV’s are stolen with a knife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and virtual thievery.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

Players:	100/700	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	34
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	3135
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0