The Blocky Banter Brigade | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	167	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
New Chunks Explored:	341060	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ores Mined:	782	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!

FruitCraft: Pineapple Apple Sense

Ananas comosus, Apple, Botanical, Bromeliad, DELICIOUS, etymology, Food, Fruit, fruitcraft, History, juicy, Language, linguistic evolution, Meaning, name.., Pineapple, Plant, sense, SWEET, Tropical, word origin

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Farms Harvested:	516
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	6680

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. also, we have a roller coaster made entirely of cake that takes u on a wild ride through a rainbow jungle. so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is more lit than a lava pit!

SingleCraft – Building Better Lives

building, Community, friendship, Happiness, life satisfaction, lifelong singles, lives, Loneliness, mental health, partnered people, personal fulfillment, personality traits, psychological differences, relationships, research study, self esteem, single people, SingleCraft, Social Connections, social networks, social support, societal norms, well-being

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6135	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4239
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

so like, you know how being single can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got you covered! join us and you’ll never feel lonely again, cuz we got a whole crew of awesome players ready to be your new besties!

our server is like a magical land where singles can come together and have a blast building, exploring, and just having a grand old time. forget about those boring old dating apps, on our server, you’ll find true love in the form of epic friendships and hilarious adventures.

we’ve got crazy events like speed building contests, where you can show off your mad building skills and win awesome prizes. plus, our community is super supportive and always there to lend a helping hand or a virtual hug when you need it.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server for singles and let the fun begin! who knows, you might just find your player 2 along the way 😉

MineTool – Freeze Minecraft server with us

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Custom, Duels, Events, Exploration, Fly, Free Donations, FREEZE, Fun, Gaming, Grief, java, Large Online, Minecraft, MineTool, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, server hosting, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

The owner of the “MineTool – Freeze with us” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.minetool.pw

Mooshland

armor, Balanced, Chestshops, Community, Currency, Custom, Economy, Events, Interactive, java, laid back, Map, MooshLand, Nations, ONLINE, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, Shops, Tools, Towns, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	6968
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Mooshland Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth with friends or strangers.
Jobs	Earn money just by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system.
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for improvements like flying in your town.
Live Map	An online map to see your location on Earth and view your town from above.
Chest Shops	Buy and sell items to other players in interactive chest shops.
Custom Items	Introduces three sets of tools and armor for more efficient gameplay.
Community Events	Exciting events with rewards for players to participate in.

FAQ

Q: What version does Mooshland run on?

A: Mooshland currently runs on Java 1.21.3.

Q: How can I join Mooshland?

A: Join us today by typing /help in the game and using the IP: mooshland.com

Q: Are there any restrictions on building in Towny?

A: There are no strict restrictions on building in Towny. You are free to create and expand your towns as you wish.

Q: Can I participate in Community Events as a solo player?

A: Absolutely! Community Events are open to all players, whether you are part of a town or playing solo.

Players:	90/100	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	134380	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7