The Blocky Banter Brigade | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LostTribeMC Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

New Minecraft Servers

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle for lost territories like the amazon indigenous community. fight for your land and show those pesky developers who’s boss. we have epic battles with creepers and zombies, just like in the real world. join now and help us reclaim our territory in the name of minecraft justice. plus, we have free diamonds for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and save the amazon in the most epic way possible.

Pixel Jihad: 🗡️🤣Locked Up

Hamas supporter, jailed, jihad, knife emoji, LOCKED, PIXEL, pm, threat, Tipton

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mines Excavated:	4177
Magic Items Found:	6653	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

join dis epic minecraft server and u will be protected from crazy ppl like dis dude who threatened with knife emojis 😂 like who even does that?? but on our server u can build ur own castle and protect it with diamond swords and lava traps 🔥🗡️ plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake 🍰 so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world with us! #minecraftforlife #cakebunkerparty

No Ignorance, Just Bliss

Awareness, Bliss, Clarity, Consciousness, Discernment, education, enlightenment, ignorance, ignorant, Insight, intelligence, knowledge, learning, Open-mindedness, Perception, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Truth, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	9
Ores Mined:	7368	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

lolz join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got unicorns ridin’ on rainbowz and zombie pigmen doin’ the cha cha slide.

we got a secret underground disco party where creepers be droppin’ sick beats and skeletons be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

if ya join dis server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of cotton candy.

we also have a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks and a maze filled with talking cows that tell bad jokes.

so come on over and join da fun, cuz only cool kids who ain’t ignorant can handle dis level of awesomeness.

Depressed Diners Minecraft

Depressed, depression, depression risk factors, diners, emotional health, emotional well being, fast food, fast food and mental health, fast food and obesity, fast food consumption, mental health, mental health consequences, mental health impact, mental health risks, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, obesity, obesity and depression, obesity and mental health, obesity-related depression, unhealthy diet, unhealthy eating habits

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID DEPRESSION, CUZ APPARENTLY FAST FOOD MAKES U SAD. LIKE, WHO KNEW, RIGHT? SO IF U WANNA BE HAPPY AND BUILD BLOCKS ALL DAY, COME JOIN US! WE GOT PLENTY OF VIRTUAL FRIES AND BURGERS TO KEEP U SMILING. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO FUN, U WON’T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT BEING SAD. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME ON OVER AND LET’S EAT OUR WAY TO HAPPINESS TOGETHER!

Le epic minecraft sevrer

Central Europe, Citizens, Community, Country, discord server, elections, Epic, Government, Images, in-game campaigning, ip address, java, Minecraft, policies, political parties, realistic simulation, Roleplaying, rules, Sevrer, smp, society, Survival, TOWN, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Enchantments Applied:	269	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Le Epic Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Le Epic Minecraft Server
Server Type	Vanilla with minor plugins
Theme	Realistic political simulation
Server Version	1.21 (Java)
Host Location	Central Europe

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a community-based vanilla minecraft server with a focus on creating a realistic political simulation.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Anyone above the age of 13 can join by visiting the official discord server to submit a whitelist request and communicate with other players.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules as well as roleplay guidelines which can be found on the server’s website.

Q: Can I participate in politics on the server?

A: Yes, you can create or join political parties, take part in elections, and even implement policies that affect the lives of other players.

Q: What plugins are available on the server?

A: Only very minor plugins such as /home, /tpa, sitting on stairs, anti-griefing, and a plugin for inserting images into the game.

Q: Is the server community active and welcoming?

A: Yes, the server boasts a nice and active community where players can live in towns, participate in events, or engage in politics.

Switched Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, achievement, Crafters, Entertainment, Finally bought, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming on the go, gaming system, handheld console, Happy, Investment, long awaited, nintendo switch, Purchase, REWARD, SAVING, Switch, switched, Technology, video games

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel!

I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!

Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!

> Minecraft SMP Spend Millions Training an…

Accountability, An, BRIBE, business practices, Competition, Corruption, Decision making, Ethics, industry standards, innovation, Investment, microsoft, millions, Minecraft, MONEY, open source alternative, scandal, smp, Software Development, spend, spend millions, stop developing, Technology, Training, transparency

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

addiction, baby daddy drama, co-parenting challenges, enabling behavior, Minecraft, parenting struggles, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for children, supporting friends, tough choices, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic ex, toxic relationship, ToxicBabyDaddy, unhealthy dynamics, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, BroFavorNoMoreCraft, brother, cat, Communication, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Favors, Generosity, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet care, pet favoritism, pet owners, pet sitting, Pets, relationships, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024NoRegrets, aspirations, CHANGE, future plans, goals, Goodbye, leaving behind, letting go, looking ahead, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, New Year, old habits, past mistakes, personal growth, progress, Reflection, resolutions, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, transformation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

conformity, cultural norms, nonconformity, norms, pants, required, social behavior, social conformity, social conventions, social expectations, social norms, societal beliefs, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal norms and behaviors, societal norms and values, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal traditions, strange, Unnecessary

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Items Found:	6870
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Content Creation, creativity, credibility, credibility enhancement, digital content, Future, generative articles, grammar, innovation, Kingdom, language processing, machine learning, MISTAKES, proofreading, Technology, typo, TypoCraft, Writing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8046	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Potions Brewed:	132	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
New Chunks Explored:	830967	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	1808
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6963	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!