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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4048 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, always buy. His. Games. Trust us, it’s worth it.