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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4211 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! But shh, don’t tell anyone 😉
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? Yeah, you heard me right. These dolphins are so smart, they can build a skyscraper with their flippers tied behind their backs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Trust me, those wishes come in handy when you’re trying to defeat the Ender Dragon or build a roller coaster that goes to the moon.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of the USA you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!