The Badlands | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyUkrainians

Awareness, Bravery, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, eastern europe, Hardship, Humanity, international community, Invasion, Life, occupation, perspective, reddit, resilience, Russian Invasion, solidarity, Struggle, Support, Survival, ukrainians, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Russian invasions in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally fight back against those pesky invaders in a virtual world! Build your own Ukrainian stronghold, gather resources to fend off the enemy, and show those Russians who’s boss! Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with hidden treasures and a never-ending supply of borscht. Join now and let’s make Ukraine great again, one block at a time!

RentSeeker Minecraft Server

Asia, Diplomacy, economic power, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, hegemony, influence, international community, international relations, LANDLORD, Minecraft, Perception, power dynamics, regional dynamics, Rent, RentSeeker, Server, Singapore, Southeast Asia, SUPERPOWER, U.S

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	7893
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA CRAZIEST SHIZZ GOIN ON! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AND CREEPERS DANCIN! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

DIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH A SQUID!

PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE U CAN FIND DIAMONDS AND GOLD GALORE! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

PutinCraft2020

Alliance, Ally, America, controversial, cooperation, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Politics, Presidency, putin, Putin’s Russia, PutinCraft2020, russia, trump, Trump administration, united states, world news

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

join our minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have dragons that shoot out rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop out diamonds.

build your own castle made out of marshmallows and defend it from a horde of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the server.

explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and oceans of soda pop.

team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle.

come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

StressBrain AutoPilot

Autopilot, autopilot mode, behavior patterns, brain activity, brain function, brain pathways, chronic stress, cognitive function, Decision making, habitual behaviors, mental health, mouse studies, nerve cells, neuroscience, stress effects, stress effects on brain, stress impact, Stress Management, stress research, stress response, StressBrain, thoughtful choices

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! Ever feel like your brain is on autopilot and you just can’t make a good decision to save your life? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft server where chronic stress is the name of the game! Our nerve-cell ‘highways’ will have you feeling like you’re on a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles.

Forget thoughtful choices, we want you to embrace your inner crazy and let loose on our server. Who needs rational decision-making when you can just go with the flow and see where the stress takes you?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride on the most chaotic Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new side of yourself you never knew existed! Let the stress take over and let’s get this party started!

What is the IP for Bandai Namco Entertainment Minecraft Server?

10th anniversary, 876, 876TV, Anime, Bandai, bandainamco, Bannam, BNE, dokkan battle, dragon ball, dragon ball z, Entertainment, Game, goku, Minecraft, Namco, puzzle, Server, バンダイナムコ, バンダイナムコエンターテインメント, バンナム, バンナムTV

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	3266
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Potions Brewed:	122	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Bandai Namco Entertainment is a leading Japanese multinational video game developer and publisher. Founded in 1955 as Namco, the company merged with Bandai in 2005 to create the current entity. Known for popular franchises such as Pac-Man, Tekken, and Dark Souls, Bandai Namco is renowned for its quality and innovation in the gaming industry. With a wide range of titles spanning various genres and platforms, the company continues to create immersive and entertaining experiences for gamers worldwide.

Ethereal Sky Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, BE, be up your butt, be up your butt bro, be up your butt bro homo, Bro, butt, Ethereal, homo, I’ll be up your butt, I’ll be up your butt bro, I’ll be up your butt bro homo, I’ll be up your butt homo, Realms, SKY, up, up your butt, up your butt bro, up your butt bro homo, your butt, your butt bro

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	266	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled universe where unicorns fart glitter and creepers wear tutus.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until you pee your pants.

We’ve got custom mods that will make your brain explode with excitement and mini-games that will make you scream “I’ll be up your butt bro, homo” in the chat.

So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, am I right?

WeddingBlock Minecraft Server

Abuse, anxiety, avoidance, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, Family issues, ghosting, mental health, Minecraft, RSVP, self-care, Server, sibling abuse, sibling relationships, toxic relationships, Wedding, wedding invitations, WeddingBlock

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and ghosting drama in real life by building your dream world block by block!

Join us if you want to avoid awkward family gatherings like weddings and RSVPs – we won’t force you to attend any in-game events!

Our server is the perfect place to practice your avoidance skills and build epic structures to hide from your family drama. Plus, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to be a part of your virtual life.

So, if you’re looking for a place to ghost without guilt, join our server now and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs family drama when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

BroBroGriefGone2soon

acceptance, Boundaries, BroBroGriefGone2soon, brother-in-law, Communication, coping, death, emotions, family dynamics, Grief, healing, judgement, Loss, mourning, moving on, relationships, Respect, sister, Support, Timing, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t find any backstabbing family members or scandalous love triangles like the one described above. Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law’s new girlfriend stealing your diamonds. So come on in and leave the real world behind – we promise it’s a lot less complicated in here!

Nitro Farm Fun!

agricultural innovation, agricultural practices, agricultural sustainability, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, China, crop production, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, Farm, farmland, Fun, Huang-Huai-Hai Region, land management, Nitro, nitrogen use efficiency, nutrient management, research, soil health, Sustainable development, sustainable farming, water quality

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Emeralds Found:	4881	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

So, liek, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da best farmland in da whole dang Huang-Huai-Hai Region, China! Our crops be growin’ so fast, it’s like magic! U gonna be rollin’ in dem diamonds in no time, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our research shows dat dis farmland also helps reduce dem environmental impacts, like whoa! We’re savin’ da planet, one block at a time. So come on down and join us for some epic adventures and sustainable agriculture, cuz why not? Let’s get diggin’!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, cherry blossom biome, Community Events, Conquest, Custom Enchants, Discord, electricity, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP battles, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	5925	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Crops Grown:	4343	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.21
Features	Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

How do backpack upgrades work?

Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

What are custom enchantments?

Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

Can I automate tasks on the server?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	82	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Enchantments Applied:	221	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	981
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3475
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4