The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.

Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?

Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AstroworldSMP

Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Astroworld, the coolest modded server from space! You can make teams, sell alcohol and drugs, set up factories to mass produce materials and drugs, travel around the world, play at the casino and get a gambling addiction, watch the owner stream and become a simp, get rich on the server to start a economy leaderboard war and the list goes on, you get the idea. Join our Discord for fun giveways, weekly lottery and more fun events!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Fembox SMP

BUILD, building, Chestshops, Community, Communitydriven, Cozy, Crossplatform, crossplay, Crossplaybedrock, Dynmap, Femboy, Friendly, Jobs, Lgbtfriendly, MCMMO, new, Plugin, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Femboys snuggle hours are mandatory!

https://discord.gg/qTREscUP99

Welcome to Fembox SMP!

What we offer:

label_important Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commandslabel_important Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structurelabel_important McMMOlabel_important Custom Questslabel_important Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to winlabel_important Inclusive community: we welcome everybodylabel_important Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memeslabel_important Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after alllabel_important Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewaways

This server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

So join us today, we hope to see you soon. Just don’t forget to put on your thigh-highs OwO

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PhoenixMC

Survival, Survival Games

BEST IS PHOENIXMC PLAY AND FUN GUYS AND BUY CRATES ARMOR AND U ARE POWER FULL IN SERVER ANY PROMLEBS CONTENT OPRATERS

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	7537

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mystia | 1.20.1 Survival | Keep Inventory | Good Vibes

Survival

Welcome to Mystia. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Prison, and factions gamemodes.

We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: archerpvp.usPORT: 19132

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NYXO MC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

NYXOMC offers an immersive Minecraft experience with a variety of exciting features. Our server features a captivating crates system that allows you to earn keys through gameplay or purchases, unlocking crates filled with valuable items, rare resources, and enticing cosmetics. Engage in thrilling combat with the lifesteal mechanic, strategically recovering health by dealing damage to foes. Dive into a world of progression with MCmmo, where you can level up skills through tasks, unlocking unique abilities. Plus, customize your gear with custom enchantments and dive into the economy with various job options. Join NYXOMC for a rich and dynamic Minecraft adventure

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AndoMC

Survival

The best SMP server that can physically exist in this universe is now in OPEN BETA! and i’m ready for people to come try it out, see what works and what doesn’t! discord.gg/YdePNEQ2eg

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1412	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ZeanoxMC

Factions, Skyblock

OP Skyblock ============== OP Factions ============== Were hiring all positions Have what it takes? Create a ticket!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ganomus

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to our Minecraft haven, where excitement knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a custom world featuring unique items, mobs, and dazzling item skins. Express your style with exclusive cosmetics as you explore a PvP arena, conquer bossfight events, and thrive in the survival experience.

Economic enthusiasts will find their niche with jobs and quests, contributing to a thriving in-game economy. Join a vibrant community, full of friendly faces and endless updates. Brace yourself for two-week events packed with new content, ensuring the adventure never ceases.

Join us on this thrilling journey where every block tells a story, and every player is a part of our ever-evolving Minecraft family!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

kuveru Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP DE JAVA: kuveru.com IP DE BEDROCK : kuveru.com PUERTO : 4188 —————————————————————– We are a new NetWork eager to expand, we have the following modalities: – Survival OP + Mysterious Cosmetics Chests + Loot Boxes / Keys + Ranks with many advantages + Protection stones + Levels with rewards + And many more functions… DISCOVER THEM

Online Players – in the last

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	32
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

L&N Craft | Vanilla+ SMP | Read Description

Qol, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaish, Vanillasmp, Vanillasurvival

L&N Craft

We strive to be a small, tight-knit community made for long term building with player–based resets. Along with a strict interview process for our new players, ensuring they are in agreeance with our rules and would be a good fit to our community. This is an 18+ server for all the people out there who want a more mature space to make jokes, be comfortable, and fit in.

Vanilla+

Our server has a few quality of life plugins for the comfort and freedom of our players that do the following:

– Check amount of bees and honey in beehives

– Turn item frames invisible and you can open chests through them

– Right-click to harvest crops

– Leaves decay much faster

– Removes the “Too expensive” message on anvils

– Have custom tags when you donate/get recognized

– A few more!

How to Join

First join our discord where you’ll be prompted with our rules, then go on to an interview request form. Upon acceptance with that you’ll have a required voice interview with one of our staff members who will then review your answers and appropriately move you on from there.

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/2QN27CCH86

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PokeClash Cobblemon [Fabric 1.20.1] – The Cobbleist Cobblemon Experience!

Cobblemon, Other, Pixelmon, Pixelmonreforged

Welcome to **PokeClash**! We are a server that wants to blend cobblemon and minecraft survival while adding fun things to do over the top! We are a small time venture. We are open to the public! Join the discord to get updates!

Server Version: **1.4**

**Features**

– Non-PTW– In Game Rankup (and Donation Ranks if you want them)– Jobs– Minecraft Task Quests– Shopkeepers– Land Claiming and Homes– Gravestones – Tokens that protect your inventory if you die– Fakemon Spawns– WonderTrade!– Pokemon Trading– Pokemon Fishing – Fish up different Rarity Pokemon and treasures!– Fish Up Pokemon to battle or catch!– New Resource World planned every week (never run out of resources)– Custom textures and blocks– Emotes, Balloons, Hats, backpacks and other cosmetics!– parties and friend lists!– and more to come!

Server Links & Info

Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclashModrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemonCurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemonTechnic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon.1961440

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Players Killed by Monsters:	7616	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftDem Heartz

Adventure, Disney, Finalfantasy, Kingdomhearts, Other

Welcome to CraftDem Heartz!!!

This isn’t your typical space traveling Kingdom Hearts adventure. What if when exiting the door of Traverse Town, there was grass and trees? Continue exploring while fighting off heartless and other familiar creatures till you come across… a Chocobo Farm? Agrabah? or even Balamb Garden? Yes, you will find these and many more locations from Kingdom Hearts/Disney/Pixar/Final Fantasy that you can visit on foot(or mount) in this custom made map.

Currently whitelisted while we build. If you would like to help, please reach out. Terrain could use some love and constantly adding builds. We will also need a large variety of models for mobs, gear, furniture, etc. The focus is the builds but music/sound creation and extra minds to bounce story ideas would be nice too.

Discord: https://discord.gg/296h8CRxYS

History debrief:

This has been an ongoing project of mine for a few years now that I have originally planned out close to a decade ago. Over the past 4 years, we have gone through several obstacles and had originally been set up with the intention of using mods and the kingdomkeys mod(highly recommend trying out) but with mods progressing at diff levels, it made it difficult to create this vision. So we went with plugins and resourcepacks which also means creating everything from scratch(weapons, mobs, leveling system, etc.) but it is soo worth it.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Black Hole SevTech

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Fresh SevTech Ages Anarchy Server 3.2.3 No Discord, we use Telegram https://t.me/+tgRHcDaarmY3NmMx Administrator contact https://t.me/sonomukashi 5.161.79.119:25566 CPU: AMD EPYC (4) @ 2.445GHz Memory: 3.5GB Disk: NVMe 160GB Download 3Gbps Upload 2Gbps

Please note the information here may not be up to date and its best to join the Telegram group to stay up to date

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Web_

Factions, Prison, Vanilla

Project Eden is an Old-School Non OP Prison. Work your way through four wings, each with their own unique ecosystem , loot table, and design. Work hard and gather resources, or use brute force and trickery to rob from those honest few. No matter the strategy, you’ll have to form alliances if you wish to feel truly safe.

C-Prisoner- Fresh out out the cyropod right into an alien planet, this is your first step to see if you will earn your freedom, or toil away incaptivity.

B-Prisoner – You’ve proven yourself capable and have begin to make a name for yourself. Finally, you can assert some “authority”

A-Prisoner- You’ve seen many shapeless nights, the chaos on the enclosure is routine to you now, in fact your starting most of it. Here you should have strong alliances made and rivals to target.

Elite-Prisoner- You are the Apex Predator of this Ecosystem, will you control your turf with approachable business, or cutthroat schemes. Freedom is almost in sight.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

pinecraftequestrian.com

Cross-Play

This server is pinecraftequestrian for horse lovers. It is for my granddaugter to play her games on Mindcraft.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Items Found:	6787	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.