The Atlas Project: Where even the creepers stop to ask for directions [smp]

#addons, Atlas, better on bedrock, Community, CREEPERS, crossplay, Decisions, Directions, Discord, floor is lava, gameplay, ideas, java, Minecraft, mini blocks, Mini Games, more elytras, more-enchantments, more-shields, Players, Project, Server, smp, STOP, texture packs, world

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server

A Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server looking for players! Join today and experience a variety of addons and texture packs to enhance your gameplay experience.

Addons Used:

Better on Bedrock
Mini Blocks
More Enchantments
More Shields
More Elytras

Decisions are made based on player feedback and suggestions. Join the Discord server for more information and to contribute your ideas!

Join Today! Discord Server

We also offer a crossplay server for mini games, allowing both Bedrock and Java players to join in on the fun. Share your ideas for mini games on the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What addons are used on the server?	We use addons such as Better on Bedrock, Mini Blocks, More Enchantments, More Shields, and More Elytras.
How are decisions made on the server?	Decisions are based on player feedback and suggestions.
Can Bedrock and Java players play together on the server?	Yes, we offer a crossplay server for mini games which allows both Bedrock and Java players to join.
How can I contribute my ideas for mini games?	Join the Discord server and share your ideas with the community.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchantments Applied:	252	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	33
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	3168
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Towns Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	New Chunks Explored:	782040
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	6995	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Emeralds Found:	8362	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Ores Mined:	4247
Alien Abductions:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4703	Dimension Hops:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	6491	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Votes:	9640

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	138
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Crops Grown:	1853
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	360	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!