The Archive Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

deplumberifies, football, memekicks, Minecraft, never coming back, Play, Plumbinator, Possession, possession football, smp, Spanish, Spanish speakers, Sport, sports, تملكية, رياضتك, كرة القدم, كرة القدم التملكية, يخفف, يخفف من رياضتك

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ALARM, BLOCK, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, democrats, election, fraud, georgia, Government, investigation, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Minecraft, News, Party, Politics, republican party, Server, Shelby County, tennessee, texas, voter irregularities, voting machine, voting system

Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	2499	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

2017, ADV, ai, Be me, Biz, career, coding, college major, cs, failing industry, FIRED, Future, G.., Industry, job loss, leddit, meme, Minecraft, POL, shilling, smp, Technology

Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Potions Brewed:	40
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

11 years, blacksmith, classic, Coins, comfortable, Creative, Donations, dupe free, Economy, Events, griefing-free, Hardcore, marketplace, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, No Dupe, Parkour, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Russian, Shop, SparkCraft, Survival, Trade, Without Launcher

SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

abema.tv, Arts and Crafts tourney, blocky, booru, Competition, Japanese culture, Kaavi Fortune tourney, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Mahjong Soul, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, Server, strategy, Tournament, tutorial

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TV Men Minecraft SMP

Men, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Unprepared Minecraft Server

anti-natalism, better off without humans, birth control, childfree, controversial beliefs, environmental concerns, Ethical debates, Eugenics, future of humanity, global impact, human extinction, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, overpopulation, philosophical discussions, population control, population reduction, radical ideas, reproductive rights, Server, societal improvement, sterilization, unprepared

Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

action, Adventure, Anime, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, Anime Series, Chi, Chikyuu, Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite, Earth, Earth’s Rotation, episode 4, FANTASY, Fun, japanese animation, Minecraft, movements, Movements of the Earth, New Release, Orb, science fiction, smp, Thread, Tsuite, Undou

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, anime fandom, anime movies, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Character development, character growth, childhood memories, emotional impact, fan community, filler episodes, hidden messages, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, NarutoFree, Nostalgia, plot twists, redemption arcs, Server, SHONEN, story arc, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	754	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

Applicants, blockquotepHeckin, Competition, depopulated, depopulation, economic struggle, Economy, high demand, housing crisis, housing shortage, job competition, job market, job scarcity, Job Search, low supply, Minecraft, minimum wage, overpopulation, population decline, SMPpblockquote, studio apartment, traffic jams, unemployment, waiting in line

🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

beauty trends, cosmetic dentistry, cultural dental practices, dental accessories, dental adornments, dental bling, dental culture, dental embellishments, dental fashion, dental fashion statements, dental trends, gemstone, Minecraft, oral aesthetics, oral fashion, Server, TOOTH, tooth decoration, tooth gems, tooth gems around the world, tooth gems popularity, tooth gems prevalence, tooth jewelry, unique dental trends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

Euro culture, euro humor, euro memes, European cuisine, European culture, EUROS, exotic cuisine, funny, funny wildlife, humor, humor memes, meme, Minecraft, smp, spicy, spicy food, spicy jokes, spicy memes, spicy wildlife, wild animals, wildlife, wildlife humor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5679

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Japanese VTubers, Minecraft, Nijisanji, Nijisanji community, Nijisanji content, nijisanji en, nijisanji fans, Nijisanji Instagram, Nijisanji JP, Nijisanji language, Nijisanji members, Nijisanji official, Nijisanji official members, Nijisanji streams, Nijisanji Twitter, Nijisanji viewers, Nijisanji wiki, Nijisanji Youtube, PALS, PIXEL, Server, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, にじさんじ

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	134	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

#youtube, action games, Adventure, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, archives, Blaise Shinryu, Comfy girl, Corpo, DEADeien, Dorky mecha fan, drawing, eien, EIEN Friends, EIEN Project General, Eiens, Energetic girl, Epic, Gen 1 Museia, Gen 2 Haven, Halo, horror games, in memoriam, indie games, Ironic weeb, jidf, Kilia Kurayami, League, Lore, Mirri Saffire, Nanimo Navi, nier, pcgen3k, pxl, retro games, Schedule, Silly noblewoman, Skye Shinryu, smp, songs, Speedrunning, twitter, Unhinged tomboy, vdere, vnug, VSMP, VT, Website, zatsu, Zumi Dokumi

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6506
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Approved Larian Minecraft Server

Adventure, APPROVED, Character development, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Immersive, indie game, Interactive, larian, Larian approved game, metaphor, Minecraft, narrative driven, pc game, puzzle solving, reminder, role-playing game, Server, storytelling, strategy, unique experience, video game, world-building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3663	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0