| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 9390 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Votes: | 3624 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 66 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
The Archer is a Cracked Minecraft server! Open to both Regular and Cracked players.
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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6487 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5388 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Votes: | 7357 |
| Animals Bred: | 103 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
if u join our server, u will be part of a secret society of minecraft players who are actually undercover government agents. we are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious Anonymous hackers. we believe they were actually working for the government all along, and we need ur help to crack the code.
but that’s not all, on our server u can ride llamas into battle and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. u can build a castle made entirely of diamonds and rule over ur kingdom with an iron fist.
so come join us on our server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few server rules). who knows, u might just uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy in minecraft history.
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6136 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 95 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
join us for the most wacky and wild adventures in the minecraft world. we have custom mobs, insane quests, and even a secret underground lab where you can create your own potions of silliness.
come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s cure some minecraft madness together!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2165 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
FuriousFade is a talented content creator and gamer known for their engaging gameplay videos and humorous commentary. With a passion for competitive gaming and a knack for entertaining their viewers, FuriousFade has built a loyal fanbase on various social media platforms. Their energetic personality and dedication to their craft continue to solidify their presence in the online gaming community.
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4904 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 237 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Name: | Quirm SMP (Vanilla) |
| Server IP: | quirm.xyz (Version: 1.20.6) |
| Server Hosting: | 32 Gigabytes of RAM (No lag) |
| Location: | EU (English Only) |
– Have a pure vanilla experience with some twists and quests. – Interact with a community of up to 20+ players on weekends. – Proximity chat gameplay. – CoreProtect to prevent griefing. – Unique events and competitions. – Lag-free experience for all players.
– Must be at least 15 years old. – Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod. – Respectful behavior in-game and on voice chat. – More detailed guidelines in Discord.
– All mods allowed within vanilla. – Obtain exclusive items through weekly events. – Mobs and players drop heads upon death. – Builder-friendly environment. – Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.20.6 and Simple Voice Chat mod.
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2702 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3490 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 184 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have a built-in disco ball feature, our Ender Dragons can do the Macarena, and our Nether is basically a giant hot tub party!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and experience the most bonkers and bizarre Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5882 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3443 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of secret pregnancies, long-distance relationships, and family reunions like you’ve never seen before. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for juicy gossip and scandalous secrets!
Who needs to worry about creepers and zombies when you can navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and relationship drama? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never want to leave our server.
So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Just remember, on our server, the only thing scarier than a creeper is a mother-in-law with a secret agenda.
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4903 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1225 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 444 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
One time, this player got a tattoo of a creeper on their arm and then built a giant creeper statue in the game. It was like they were channeling the creeper’s energy or something. And another player got a tattoo of a diamond sword on their back and now they’re the best PvPer on the server. It’s like the tattoo gave them superpowers or something.
So if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and show off your sick ink, you have to join our SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get virtual tattoos for your character. It’s like a whole new level of customization, bro. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8188 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8649 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 251 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6307 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6098 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5148 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 9191 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3953 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 376 |
Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5857 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5370 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.
So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5836 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7151 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 338 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?
But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!
