The Anonymous SMP – No. 16517312 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Poultry Palace

AGP sluts, beauty, Celebs, Community, COSPLAY, discussion, E-Girls, fap friends, fashion, forum, Gaming, general, influencers, internet girls, nursing, ONLINE, Palace, PIXEL, post, Poultry, simping, social media, Streamers

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mines Excavated:	1301	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and even celebs up in here! If she’s an internet girl, you better come in and simp for her, bro! We also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts, so come on in and join the madness! Nursing edition? More like party edition, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NoBandSMPHate

abhorrent, ANNOYING, Band, can’t stand, despise, detest, dislike, grating, intolerable, IRRITATING, loathe, loathsome, Music, nauseating, NoBandSMPHate, not a fan, offensive, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, Unbearable

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Zombie Dances:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

RetroThreads R Us

2025, catwalk, chic, classic, clothing, COMEBACK, Designer, Fashion (Industry), fashion trend, glamour, haute couture, iconic, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, RetroThreads, Revival, runway, Style, Timeless, vintage

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our server, we are bringing back the ultimate fashion trend of 2025 – diamond-studded armor! That’s right, forget about iron or leather, on our server, you’ll be strutting around in armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who will trade you the most stylish outfits in exchange for rare gems and resources. Want a pair of enchanted diamond boots with feather falling? No problem! Just bring him a stack of emeralds and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take on our exclusive Fashion Quests, where you’ll have to battle stylish mobs like the Glamorous Ghasts and the Fabulous Skeletons to earn even more fashionable rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most stylish player in all of Minecraft!

MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition

Adventure, arrested, Canadian, Communication, Edition, emergency, Endurance, Garmin inReach, GarminGate, GPS device, India, International, legal trouble, MapleCraft, Marathon, navigation, Outdoor, Running, Safety, Satellite device, Server, Technology, travel, Ultrarunner

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

u ever wanted to play minecraft with a canadian ultrarunner who got arrested in india for carrying a garmin inReach? well now u can on our server! join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and outrun the law together. who knows what kind of trouble we’ll get into next! come join the chaos and see if u can keep up with our fearless leader. trust us, it’ll be a run like no other.

CraftyZelenskyy2024

2024.., Armed Forces, Army, CraftyZelenskyy2024, Defense, domestically made, Equipment, Gear, international relations, Manufacturing, Military, military strength, national security, president, Procurement, self-sufficiency, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, Ukraine, weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Votes:	2656	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	1742
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles!

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Votes:	564	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

artists, Builders, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Groups, Leaks.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, Project, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, TEAM, Terracraft, Updates

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	516025	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

3×3, ah well, annual update, bad time, bad year, being here forever, cubic, doubt, Faggots, grace, Happy new years, Last, Long, new years, One, PRESENCE, Realm, rpg-anon, Thread, Threads, try, USUALLY

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Emeralds Found:	5963
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

AwkwardCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward encounters with ex, awkward experiences, awkward family gatherings, awkward first dates, awkward interactions, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward public moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, awkward stories, awkward work situations, AwkwardCraft, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, MOMENTS, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Towns Built:	8

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in their underwear? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilariously awkward situations you’ll find yourself in on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected shenanigans and absurdity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

RussianDroneWars Minecraft Server

air travel, airport closures, airport operations, airport security, airport shutdowns, airspace security, aviation safety, drone attack, Drone Incidents, eastern europe, flight delays, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian airports, russian news, RussianDroneWars, security measures, Server, travel alerts, travel disruptions, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1837
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, WE GOT DRONES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE UKRAINIAN AIRPORTS. BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR DRONES ARE FRIENDLY AND JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BLAST PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES AND MAYBE EVEN SPOT A UKRAINIAN DRONE OR TWO. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry

alleged, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry, criminal plot, DISRUPTED, domestic terrorism, extremist, fbi, investigation, law enforcement, Major, national security, offices, organization, Plot, pro Israel, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, U.S

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8364	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FBI-level security to protect our precious blocks from evil griefers! we stopped a plot against our pro-diamond organization offices, so you know we mean business! join now to be part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever! plus, our admins are trained in ninja combat and will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper!” so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, Assistance, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Discord, Feedback, Gaming, ip address, java, MC community, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

Overview:

Come join Obsidian Peak, our Minecraft Survival Multiplayer server that offers the ultimate gaming experience! We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept to make your survival adventure easier. With player-driven economy, land claim, and a PvE gameplay feel, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
Is the server Java or Bedrock?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play server that supports both Java and Bedrock players. Play with your friends from any platform!
Are there staff positions available?	Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members to join our team. Apply on our Discord server!
What plugins are available on the server?	We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept, along with others to enhance your gameplay experience.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on Obsidian Peak. We value cooperation and respect among players.
How can I report a player for misconduct?	You can report any player misconduct to the server staff or admins through Discord or in-game messaging.

Streamers & Gossip: The Thread 1.21

Celebrities, Community, discussion, Entertainment, Gaming, gossip, interactions, internet culture, News, Online Community, online forum, OTK company, pop culture, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, Thread, twitch, twitch streamers, Updates

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like seriously, you won’t find a better place to build your pixelated dreams. We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain, and creepers are like our annoying little pets.

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world where everything is out to get you, but in a fun way, ya know? Plus, our community is so dope, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

And don’t even get me started on our events, like our annual “Zombie Apocalypse” where you gotta fight off hordes of undead while wearing a tutu (don’t ask why, just do it).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this block party started!

HypeCraftFail

anticlimactic, buzzkill, Disappointment, Disaster, Failed, Failure, Fiasco, Flop, hype, HypeCraftFail, letdown, overhyped, Overrated, underperformed, underwhelming

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Remember that time when everyone was hyped up about a certain Minecraft server that promised to be the ultimate gaming experience? Yeah, well, let’s just say it crashed and burned faster than a creeper in a lightning storm. But fear not, because we’ve got the perfect alternative for you!

Introducing the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas! And let me tell you, they sure know how to throw a party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay golden eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, Diamond Chickens, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EUtopiaCraft

BALKANS, border control, bulgaria, cross-border cooperation, eastern europe, EU, European Commission, european integration, european union, EUtopiaCraft, free travel, full members, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Migration, political decision, Romania, Schengen, travel restrictions, visa policy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	192
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Romania and Bulgaria as full members of our Schengen free-travel area! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the villagers bust out some sick dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history!

Players:	110/700	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15