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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2634 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Why should you join Thighs SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Thighmaster, a mystical being who can squat an entire mountain with just one flex of their mighty thighs. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Thighmaster in a squat-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So grab your leggings and start training, because the competition is fierce!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who have declared war on all players. Beware of their feathered fury as you navigate the dangerous world of Thighs SMP.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Thighs SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, squat it out!