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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7930 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!