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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4492 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
New Chunks Explored: | 706129 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8108 |
Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!