The Andromeda SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Mines Excavated:	4139
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	193	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Runes Activated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	567	Zombie Dances:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Votes:	1150	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Votes:	809
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Animals Bred:	75	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3631	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Divine Spears Created:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Farms Harvested:	894
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1133	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9499	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	4312
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

Players:	108/100	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5