The Andromeda SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, ACADEMIC, adult entertainment, adult films, attention-grabbing, dual-use porn, educational content, Entertainment, eye contact, informative, learning, Lecture, MysticCraft, non-nude content, nudity, Outfit, Provocative, provocative attire, Realms, Sensual, softcore porn, studying, visual stimulation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

Exotic, exotic weapons, fantasy weapons, game design, game development, game features, Game Mechanics, game weapons, Gaming, Gaming weapons, Minecraft, sci-fi weapons, smp, unique weapons, video games, weapon, weapon arsenal, weapon collection, weapon customization., weapon diversity, weapon options, weapon roster, weapon selection, weapon variety

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	67
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7516	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7218
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5989	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Zombie Dances:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Create Epic Fights

arena events, Bosses, brand new, Coastal, Community, Create, Discord, Dungeons, Epic, Explore, Fights, Gear, Griefing, Kingdoms, Launch, Minecraft, Modded, oceans, Populate, Shape, smp, socializing, Special, wager

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Farms Harvested:	462	Buildings Constructed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2687	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119

Minecraft Server Overview

About the Server
The server is powered by mods like Create, Epic Fight, Valkyrien Skies, and more to enhance the experience. Build kingdoms, explore bosses and dungeons, and participate in weekly arena events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community!
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is strictly prohibited, but designated areas can be sieged for battles.
What are the weekly arena events?	Weekly arena events include epic fights and friendly competitions.
How can I start building my kingdom?	Visit the server and explore the coastal area near spawn to build your kingdom.

Ninja Quest Daily 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Anime, believe in yourself, Believe It, Chapter 2-3, chapter 4, Chapter 5-6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Daily, Daily Naruto Chapter, desuarchive, Land of Waves, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Prologue, Quest, Shinobi, shonen jump, weekly shonen jump, You Failed

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	157
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of failing at previous chapters like a scrub? Do you want to redeem yourself and become the ultimate ninja in the Land of Waves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove yourself as the Hokage of the server. Explore hidden villages, fight off mobs, and build your own ninja empire.

Don’t be a loser like Naruto, be a winner like Sasuke and conquer the Land of Waves with your mad Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Believe it and join us now!

Kursk Minecraft SMP NORKoids Slaying

CASUALTIES, catbox, Conflict, death, Disturbing, footage, graphic, international news, Killed, Kursk, Military, Minecraft, mp4, NORKoids, North Koreans, Shoulda stayed home, slaying, smp, Tragedy, Video, violence, viral video, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Towns Built:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you thought your regular survival world was wild, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Join us if you dare to face challenges like never before, such as being chased by creepers riding on top of skeleton horses or getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society.

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a hidden underground disco party hosted by Endermen or stumbling upon a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But beware, the dangers are real and the laughs are endless. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just remember, shoulda stayed home! 😂🐔💎🕺🏻

WeddingCraft: NoPlusOnesAllowed

ABUSIVE, AITAH, anxious, Apologize.., ass, complicated relationship, Cruel, crying, Defensive, dislike, doubts, Drunk, falling out, fragile, friend’s boyfriend, Happy, hate, Horrible, ISOLATED, left out, mean, NoPlusOnesAllowed, not inviting, pent up feelings, purposefully isolating, relationship, unspoken dislike, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wrong choice

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Animals Bred:	114
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Miley and Link’s relationship drama can’t compete with.

We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!

VaxCraft: Antibody Boost

antibody, Boost, VaxCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

HEY YO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE THE VACCINE FOR BORING SERVERS, BRUH. ONCE YOU LOG IN, YOUR ANTIBODIES GONNA BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, YO. WE GOT PLASMA CELLS PROLIFERATING LEFT AND RIGHT, MAKIN’ YOUR GAMEPLAY SO LIT YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, DID I JUST LEVEL UP IN REAL LIFE?” JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS EVOLVE FASTER THAN A MUTANT CREEPER. LET’S GET IT, FAM!

Players:	94/100	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78