The Absolute State Of This Card Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Farms Harvested:	336
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Ores Mined:	9919
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the absolute madness that is our world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally spawned a herd of exploding llamas in the middle of someone’s base. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a pet dragon? Yeah, things got pretty heated (literally).

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the absolute state of this card for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in our world, anything is possible.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.5

#youtube, +x, 1.20.5, ai, AI learning, Clips, Educational, game integration, hive, LoRA, merchandise, Mind, Music, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server run by an AI overlord named Neuro-sama? This neural network was created to play osu! but now she’s a VTuber with TTS software and a whole bunch of skills like singing and collabing with other VTubers. Join this server and bow down to our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule and links on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. She’s dropping music and clips like it’s hot, and even has educational resources for you to learn about AI. Don’t understand AI? She got you covered, fam. Plus, there’s a whole archive and game integration for you to explore.

And if you wanna rep Neuro-sama, cop some merch from her shop. This server is lit, so join now before you miss out on all the AI madness! 🤖🔥🎮

DadlessDance Minecraft Server

absentee father, co parenting, custody, DadlessDance, deadbeat dad, Disappointment, family dynamics, Family Events, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, father daughter dance, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly duties, fatherly love, Minecraft, Niece, school events, Server, sibling support, surprise visits

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Items Found:	8700
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Emeralds Found:	6215

Are you tired of deadbeat dads ruining special moments for their kids? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no-deadbeat dad policy! Our father-daughter dances are always a blast, especially when the dads actually show up!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can dance the night away with your loved ones without any disappointments. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement, just like Macy thinking her dad will actually show up to an event.

Don’t worry about asking permission from absent fathers, because on our server, everyone is welcome to create special memories with their family members. So come on over and let’s dance our troubles away in the virtual world!

Honeymoon Suite Hoarder

destination wedding, Donations, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, family priorities, Family Support, family tragedy, Generosity, heartlessness, hoarder, honeymoon, house fire, luxury honeymoon suite, sacrifice, Selfishness, sibling relationships, suite, Support, Sympathy, tragedy aftermath, vacation plans, wedding planning

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).

ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

backhanded compliment, barbed compliment, Compliment, ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP, disguised insult, double meaning, fake praise, hidden criticism, insincere praise, insinuating compliment, insult, passive aggressive, sarcastic compliment, sly remark, sneaky insult, snide remark, subtle jab, twisted compliment, two-faced comment, underhanded compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8439
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

FoodRegretMC

adventurous eating, cuisine, Culinary, delicacies, DISHES, exotic dishes, Experience, Flavors, Food, food experiences, FoodRegretMC, Gastronomy, memorable meals, never again, one-time try, PALATE, strange foods, Taste, tried once, unique foods, unusual flavors

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mines Excavated:	2145
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	840	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Animals Bred:	188	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7595
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2459	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3865
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Potions Brewed:	67	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!