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Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to catch ’em all – and by ’em all, we mean every single mob in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to catch every mob, but you also have to train them and battle them against other players’ mobs in epic showdowns. Will your army of chickens be able to take down a horde of creepers? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Diamond Sheep! Legend has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Sheep will be granted unlimited diamonds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest mob-catching adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6215	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crops Grown:	2648

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

StarRide 1.16-1.21.31 Minecraft server

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Cool Minecraft server. This is anarchy!

We have private blocks linked to tg!

We have mystics!!!

We have almost everything that is on the anarchy servers!!!

Version 1.16-1.21.31!!!

We are better than all other servers!

Free donation is ut/ut+/tiktok/tiktok+/twitch/twitch+/rutube/rutube+!!!

We also have open recruitment for administration, write to tg

https://t.me/starride1r

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult and want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue came to life and started throwing diamond blocks at unsuspecting players. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. And hey, if you happen to meet your white wife while you’re at it, consider it a bonus!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Farms Harvested:	379

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Deadpool and Wolverine Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and you’ll meet the infamous “chick name”, a mysterious player who’s rumored to have tamed a dragon and built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Some say she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes, but who knows what’s true in this crazy world of ours?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary “Llama King”, a player who rides into battle on a llama named Larry and wields a diamond sword that glows brighter than the sun. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly, all while juggling melons and singing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’s like riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a Enderman’s teleportation. Our server is filled with more mods than a chest full of diamonds, and our community is as lively as a village full of villagers.

Forget about the old boring servers, come join us where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure that’s crazier than a chicken riding a minecart!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecraft SMP: Marry A White Girl

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Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have a special feature where you can actually marry a white girl in-game and live happily ever after in your pixelated paradise. Who needs Tinder when you have virtual love waiting for you in our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you could amass with a whole coop of these majestic birds! Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player on the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history and earn bragging rights among your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of love, riches, and wild parties that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to watch out for creepers – both in-game and in your love life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Love Letters Sent:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Normie’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a normie in Minecraft, constantly getting rejected by villagers and creepers alike? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most average normie can experience 30 whole seconds of inceldom! That’s right, you’ll have mobs running away from you in terror, villagers begging for your attention, and creepers lining up to explode just for you. Join now and experience the ultimate power trip in Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of every pixelated creature in the game? Join us and unleash your inner incel today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Surprised Robot in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, even the robots are surprised by the shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the players, and villagers starting their own underground casino.

Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Fall 2024 Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fall season is in full swing! Just like Maou 2099, our server is truly enjoyable with a cyberpunk twist. Interacting with random NPCs is a blast, just like in the anime! Plus, we have a special event where you can battle against the evil Maou himself – will you be able to defeat him and save the server?

But beware of Dandadan fans, they’re everywhere and trying too hard to be quirky. We don’t tolerate any pussybetanerd behavior here, so if you’re a true warrior, join our server and show them who’s boss!

Looking for a comfy experience? Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of Kimi wa Meido-sama. Just like the anime, the first few episodes are good, but beware of drama and preachiness – it’s a wild ride, but worth it for the laughs!

If you’re a fan of Mecha-Ude, you’ll love our server’s epic battles and futuristic technology. But don’t expect any pantyshots here – we keep it classy and respectful, unlike those other servers out there. Join us for a truly unique experience!

And don’t forget about Daima, our prequel to Super. With stunning animation and an interesting premise, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next episode. Will you be able to uncover the secrets of the past and save the future?

Last but not least, if you’re a fan of magic and adventure, join our server for a magical experience like no other. Just like Mahoutsukai ni Narenakatta, we have ikemen and faggots galore – but don’t worry, we welcome all players with open arms (and magic spells)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride through the fall season and beyond!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sell 12 Millon Copies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve sold 12 million copies of our server, but don’t let that fool you – we’re a total fail!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with crazy characters like Steve the Sheep Whisperer and Bob the Builder who can construct a house out of dirt in under 5 minutes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the ground is made of cheese? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	1399
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	768333
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

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FuriousFade is a talented and versatile graphic designer with a passion for creating eye-catching visuals. They specialize in logo design, branding, and digital illustrations. With a keen eye for detail and a unique artistic style, FuriousFade combines creativity and technical skills to deliver high-quality designs for their clients. Their work has been featured in various publications and has garnered praise for its innovative and striking visuals.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Playful Pixels Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed excitement into your gaming life!

Join us on our server, where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on flying unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the cha-cha slide. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare sighting of a diamond-encrusted llama riding a rollercoaster!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Entitled Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of society’s entitled attitude? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of the real world? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where the only entitlement you’ll find is the entitlement to build whatever crazy creations your heart desires!

Our server is filled with hilarious characters and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players ride pigs like they’re racing in the Kentucky Derby. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

But the best part? We don’t tolerate any entitled behavior here. If you try to boss people around or act like you’re better than everyone else, you’ll be banished to the Nether faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only entitlement you’ll find is the entitlement to have a good time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1151	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Organic Knife Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and you’ll be equipped with an organic sharp knife that is specifically designed for taking down Russian digitally. Yes, you heard that right! No more dealing with pesky Russian hackers ruining your gaming experience. With our special knife, you’ll be able to defend yourself and your creations like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where everything is made of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Magic Items Found:	5703	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Yo, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server that’s got everyone talking? It’s like the Genshin Impact of Minecraft, but with more explosions and less gacha!

We’ve got character trailers for our players, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” – this dude is dropping sick beats while mining for diamonds. And don’t even get me started on “The Duty of Name Forging” – it’s like a quest to find the most epic username ever!

Version 5.1 is here, and it’s called “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” – sounds intense, right? We’ve got banners with weapons like Uraku Misugiri, a sword that can slice through anything, and Peak Patrol Song, a sword that sings while you fight. How cool is that?

And if you join now, you’ll get daily check-in rewards forever – it’s like free stuff every day, just for logging on! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes for Primogems (whatever those are) in all regions, so you can deck out your character in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the world of blocky adventures! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the mythical Creeper of Destiny and ride it into battle. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3