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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5348 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 92 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to defend your goats with your life because in this server, goats are the ultimate currency. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, it’s all about those adorable bleating creatures.
But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?
If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!
