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New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Fast travel through nether hub, central shopping district, community building, team projects/events
Server Info	18+ only, Crossplay Bedrock and Java, no PvP/griefing/stealing
Community Culture	Active for 2+ years, diverse player age range, SFW
Plugins	Optional economy, jobs, veinminer plugins

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Please send a direct message to the server admin to join.

Q: Is there a specific age requirement?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I play on any platform?

A: Yes, the server supports Crossplay between Bedrock and Java editions, allowing players on PC, Xbox, PlayStation, Switch, and mobile to join.

Q: Are there any restrictions on player behavior?

A: The server has rules against PvP, griefing, and stealing to maintain a friendly environment.

Q: What are the main features of the server?

A: Players can use fast travel, trade in a central shopping district, build together as a community, and participate in team projects and events.

Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

baby, blocky, Fun, long-term effects, study

come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.

we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.

join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!

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Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

British rule in India, indian rebellion of 1857, 1.21.3, Indian nationalism, Indian uprising

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Indian Rebellion of 1857 on crack, man! We got more British getting wrecked than you can count, and over 800,000 Indians getting in on the action too! It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky way, you know? So come on, join us and unleash your inner rebel warrior in this insane server!

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Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

annoyance, unacceptable behavior, RAGE, bad management, unacceptable outcome

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

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BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

sister-in-law, Boundaries, absentee father, Cheating, relationship advice

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to forget about your brother’s foolishness and your sister-in-law’s marriage problems!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your family’s drama. Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any distractions.

Forget about your brother’s disappearing act and your sister-in-law’s constant complaints – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive the night against hordes of zombies and creepers. So come join us and leave your family troubles behind, because in our world, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

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HummBlockerCraft

EMBARRASSMENT, humming, front row seats, Live Music, HummBlockerCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the hum of annoying concert-goers? Look no further! Join our server for a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience. No humming, singing, or tapping your feet allowed – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay.

Our server is so quiet, you’ll be able to hear a creeper sneaking up on you from a mile away. And if anyone dares to make a sound, our admin team will swiftly kick them out faster than you can say “shhh!”

Join now and say goodbye to unwanted background noise. Trust us, you won’t find a more serene gaming environment anywhere else. It’s like a virtual concert hall without the annoying lady behind you!

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