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HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Divine Spears Created:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ores Mined:	6730
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

Announce trailer, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, general, General link compilation, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mistletoe Edition, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	9498
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	New Chunks Explored:	123750

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	3672	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	123	Emeralds Found:	9980
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endless Night Skies:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2453
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3938	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Towns Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Players Killed by Monsters:	7643	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Divine Spears Created:	26
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ores Mined:	1259
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

Players:	103/300	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Zombie Dances:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3279
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6