TextingTomfoolery Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

colloquial, Communication, culture, Expressions, frfr, hella, informal, Language, Lil, man, Minecraft, monthly, monthly thang, No Lie, ong, phrases, shii, Slang, smp, social media, thẳng, tight, Urban, vernacular

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	2713	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crops Grown:	3870	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Towns Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	1075	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ores Mined:	1709
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Villages Defended:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3040
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Items Found:	4246	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	90

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2