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Hey! Did you know? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mainstream news sources spreading fake news and biased information? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate source of unbiased and pro-gentile news! Join us and send your “tips” to the Drudge Report, where they will be read by the most trustworthy and non-biased individuals in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you send the juiciest tips, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle fake news monsters and save the world from misinformation! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a hero of truth and justice!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1011
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hungry Games Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the current location is the Three Fairies’ Flippin’ Funky Forest Treehouse®! This place is so magical, even the trees do the cha-cha when you walk by.

But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!

Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).

Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Strategy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for Vic 3 or EU5 to be good? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real empire building action is at! Join us for a wild ride where you can conquer lands, build epic structures, and maybe even find hidden treasures (or just diamonds, we’re not that fancy).

Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

> New Anti-Spam Features Get Applied To Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the anti-spam features are so intense that even the ratings threads have gone extinct! It’s like a ghost town in there, but with more creepers and less spooky ghosts. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Towns Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Nacho Cheese Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’ve eaten too many nachos and cheese? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of… you guessed it, nachos and cheese! But be careful, if you eat too much, you might end up like our friend who’s about to toss his cookies all over his bed. So come join us for a server experience that’s cheesier than a nacho-filled dream!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

World Cups Before 1980 Shouldn’t Count Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic Olympics ever! We only count Olympics after the year 3000, because that’s when players started using diamond swords instead of wooden ones. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the intense PvP battles and parkour challenges in our futuristic Olympic games. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a special appearance as the torchbearer. Don’t be a noob, join now!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Office Vibes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a Saudi Arabian remake of The Office? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more laughs and chaos than Michael Scott on a caffeine high.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DIP BUYER Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground trading post where you can “buy the dip” and trade your diamonds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5137

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Magicka server Minecraft

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The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hate Her Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity! Join us and witness the epic battle between a llama and a chicken for the title of server king. Watch as players ride pigs into battle while wearing nothing but pumpkin helmets. Explore our custom-built world where every tree is secretly a disguised creeper waiting to explode. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato! So why does she hate her it so much bro? Because she hasn’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for herself!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	100	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Woke Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the games are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously woke slop games that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.

But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Tokyo Mew Mew Minecraft SMP Zone

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Hey there fellow anime lover! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you Tokyo Mew Mew and Cardcaptor Sakura fans out there!

Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures inspired by your favorite anime series. Imagine Sakura and her rival battling it out in the world of Minecraft, with love triangles and magical powers galore!

Not to mention, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Tokyo Mew Mew poster in one of our dungeons!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the anime madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

What is the IP for Doodle and Arkey Minecraft Server?

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Doodle and Arkey are a dynamic duo of creative minds, known for their unique and innovative approach to art. Doodle is a master of intricate doodles and illustrations, while Arkey specializes in graphic design and digital art. Together, they collaborate on various projects, blending their distinct styles to create visually stunning and thought-provoking works of art. Their work is characterized by vibrant colors, intricate details, and a touch of whimsy. Follow along as Doodle and Arkey continue to push the boundaries of creativity and inspire others with their captivating creations.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Rainbow Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with boring politics and grown-ups arguing like children? Join our Minecraft server where the only debate is whether to build a giant statue of a llama or a chicken! Our community is filled with players who have left the real world behind to escape the madness of politics and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers. So come join us and leave the Republicans and Democrats behind – unless they want to join in on the fun too!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2