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HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	181	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

Best cat food, Cat diet, cat food, Cat nutrition, Fancy Feast, Fancy Feast Classic, Fancy Feast flavors, Fancy Feast ingredients, Fancy Feast Paté, Fancy Feast quality, Fancy Feast reviews, Fancy Feast Salmon, Fancy Feast Savory, Fancy Feast variety, Fancy Feast wet food, feast, Gourmet cat food, Minecraft, Paté, Premium cat food, Savory, Savory Salmon Feast, smp, Wet food

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
New Chunks Explored:	757981	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ores Mined:	1700
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Crops Grown:	8473	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	324
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Farms Harvested:	388	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	9409	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	385	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	367396	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Potions Brewed:	132	Invisible Walls Found:	3