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SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	280	Divine Spears Created:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimension Hops:	9

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	164
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Void Gems Collected:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	193
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimension Hops:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	2187
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Potions Brewed:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?

CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Votes:	2832	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun

accessibility, Availability, BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun, Banking, banking hours, Banks, business hours, convenience, customer convenience, customer service, extended hours, financial services, long hours, opening hours

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2484	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of banks thinking they can control your schedule? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate freedom of banking whenever you want, wherever you want. Need to deposit some diamonds at 3 am? No problem! Want to withdraw some emeralds while fighting off creepers? We got you covered! Say goodbye to boring old bank hours and hello to the wildest banking experience of your life. Join now and start living your financial dreams in the virtual world!

Players:	101/100	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4454
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Animals Bred:	171
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1