TestosteroneCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NeighborlyNudists

aita, apartment, ASK, BALCONY, clean clothes, clothes, consideration, DISRESPECTFUL, DRAGGING, drying rack, Jumping, Kids, NeighborlyNudists, neighbors, Nightmare, Noisy, Throwing, Trash, Trouble, UpStairs, Wet food

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	244
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	1010
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with nightmare neighbors in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without worrying about noisy kids jumping on your virtual bed or throwing wet food on your virtual clothes! Our server is a peaceful paradise where you can escape the chaos of the real world and live in harmony with your fellow players. Plus, we have a strict no-trash-throwing policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual balcony will stay clean and trash-free. Join us now and say goodbye to annoying neighbors forever!

Flop2Classic Minecraft SMP

Box Office Bomb, classic, COMEBACK, critical acclaim, cult classic, diamond in the rough, Failure, Flop, Flop2Classic, Hidden Gem, Minecraft, Overlooked, Redemption, reevaluation, Revival, rise to fame, second chance, sleeper hit, smp, success, turnaround, Underappreciated, Underrated

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that was a total flop at first but now it’s like a classic meme that everyone’s talking about? It’s like the underdog of SMPs, but now it’s the king of the jungle, ya feel me?

So, like, this server started off as a hot mess, with glitches everywhere and mobs spawning in your face every two seconds. But then, like, the admin team went ham on fixing stuff and now it’s smoother than a baby’s bottom. And the best part? We have this secret underground club where we all wear llama hats and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon? Yeah, bro, we hide diamonds and enchanted gear all over the map and you gotta solve riddles and fight off evil chickens to find ’em. It’s like Indiana Jones meets Angry Birds, but with more explosions.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of epic fails and epic wins, come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a funny story to tell your grandkids, amirite? Peace out, my dudes!

Death by Pixel

dangers of complacency, dangers of ignorance, deadly consequences, deadly surprises, death, fatal misjudgments, fatal mistakes, fatal risks, health hazards, hidden killers, overlooked dangers, PIXEL, quick death, rapid demise, silent killers, sudden death, swift demise, underestimated consequences, underestimated risks, underestimated threats, unexpected dangers, unforeseen dangers

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Star Shards Collected:	253	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be facing dangers that will kill you quicker than you can say “diamond sword!”

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for player flesh. Or how about trying to survive in our lava-filled maze where the walls are made of obsidian and the floor is made of hot coals?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak? Or how about trying to outwit a group of evil villagers who have formed a cult dedicated to sacrificing players to their god, Herobrine?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless hours of ridiculous and hilarious gameplay, then come join us! Just be prepared to respawn a lot…like, a lot.

VoltCraft2024

#sustainability, 2024.., Automotive Industry, carbon footprint, clean transportation, climate change, eco-friendly cars, electric car adoption, electric car market., electric car sales, electric car trends, electric cars, electric vehicles, energy efficiency, environmental impact, green technology, new cars, norway, renewable energy, VoltCraft2024, Zero Emissions

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Animals Bred:	192
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz in Norway, all da cars be electric in 2024, so u know dis server be lit like a Tesla on fire! we got electric creepers and lightning bolt swords, it’s like Thor himself be playin’ Minecraft up in here. join now or miss out on da shockingly good time, fam! ⚡🚗💥

MemoryCraft: Antigen Adventures

Adventures, Antigen, antigen memory, antigen recognition, bacterial encounters, cancer research, cancer treatment, CAR T cells, cell engineering, cell manufacturing, cell therapy, CU Anschutz, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy, Medical research, memory cells, MemoryCraft, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, scientific discovery, Targeted therapy, viral encounters

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo, so like, we got this cray cray Minecraft server where the CAR-T cells are like, super smart and remember all the battles they’ve been in with bacteria and viruses. It’s like they got a whole library of knowledge in their tiny cells, ready to kick some butt in the game. Join us if you wanna level up your gaming skills with these memory-packed cells and dominate the virtual world like a boss. Who knew fighting cancer could be so lit in Minecraft, amirite? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Beginner’s FAQ, Code Name Bakery, do not redeem, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, guides, Land, lore material, mica, MysticCraft, Neural Cloud, News, PNC Resources, reminder, Reverse Collapse, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, translated story

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this thread? Join our server for a wild ride filled with Sunborn games madness! Bind your account to a Sunborn ID because who needs Facebook or Google, amirite?

We’ve got guides that are crazier than a creeper explosion, beginner’s FAQ that will make your head spin, and emulator guides that will leave you questioning reality.

Explore GF1 and GF2 resources that are more confusing than trying to navigate the Nether blindfolded. And don’t forget about PNC resources that will make you feel like you’ve entered the End dimension.

Join our server for translated story and lore material that will make you question your existence. And check out our story summary that’s more twisted than a villager trading deal gone wrong.

Looking for news and events? We’ve got ’em! From new re-supply gachas to character events, our server is more lit than a lava pool in the middle of a forest.

And remember, do NOT redeem those codes unless you want to unleash chaos upon the server. So come join us and remember to bully all the seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, yuritroons, retards, and degenerates. Lurk for 2 months before posting, and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

NewYearKickOut Minecraft Server

animosity, Apology, Argument, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boundaries, buffet, Drinking, drinking games, family stuff, Friends, holiday ideas, Minecraft, new year’s eve, NewYearKickOut, overbearing parents, party crashers, ruined party, saving the party, Server, uncomfortable guests, uninvited guests

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as crashing a party uninvited? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when your partner’s parents showed up uninvited to their own party!

We promise a party atmosphere like no other, with plenty of surprises and drama to keep you on your toes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to kick out some unwanted guests (looking at you, creepers) to save the day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as chaotic as crashing a birthday party, join us now and let the fun begin! Remember, on our server, the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

NoCopyNoPass – Study Obsession Server

ACADEMIC, Boundaries, Communication, Disrespect, education, friendship, Help, learning, NoCopyNoPass, Notes, Obsession, personal growth, Respect, School, self improvement, Self Respect, self-care, Server, sharing, study, study habits, studying, Support

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	84741
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of friends mooching off your hard work in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about someone stealing your diamonds again! We value hard work and dedication, so if you’re tired of being taken advantage of like poor Emily, come join us where your efforts are appreciated and rewarded. Plus, we have a secret underground diamond mine that only the most dedicated players can access – will you be one of them? Join now and show Emily who the real Minecraft boss is! #JusticeForNotes #NoMoreFreeloaders

VillainStansMinecraftSMP

Antagonist, ANTI-HERO, Character development, character dynamics, complex characters, conflicted loyalties, dark side, fan theories, grey morality, Main character, morally grey, narrative twists, psychological depth, redemption arc, rooting for the bad guy, sympathetic villain, twisted loyalty, unexpected alliances, Villain, villainous, VillainStansMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Potions Brewed:	96	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thinks potatoes are the superior vegetable. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises, it’s hilarious! Plus, we have this epic rivalry between two players who are constantly pranking each other with exploding chickens and fake treasure maps. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

And don’t even get me started on the events we have, like the annual llama race where players ride llamas through obstacle courses and try not to get spit on. Or the underwater building competition where players have to build the coolest underwater base without drowning. It’s pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and you never know what’s going to happen next. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyInvest2021

asset allocation, CraftyInvest2021, cryptocurrency, Diversification, economic outlook, Financial goals, Financial Planning, investing, Investment, investment opportunities, long-term growth, market trends, money management, personal finance, portfolio management, real estate, retirement savings, risk management, stock market, wealth management

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Towns Built:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old investments like stocks and real estate? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the hottest investment opportunity of the year!

Join us and watch your virtual diamonds grow in value faster than Bitcoin on a rollercoaster! Our server is so lucrative, even the Ender Dragon has invested all its gold in our virtual economy.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always looking for new minions to join his evil empire. So if you’re looking to make some shady deals with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a virtual millionaire while battling monsters and building epic structures. Join our server now and watch your in-game wealth skyrocket!

NukeCraft: RespectfulNegotiations

Araghchi, Diplomacy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, nuclear agreement, nuclear deal, nuclear negotiations, nuclear talks, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Respect, RespectfulNegotiations, sanctions, US

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Animals Bred:	45
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, liek, u know wat wud be way more fun than nuclear negotiations? joining our EPIC minecraft server, duh! we got creeper parties every friday, where u can blow up ur friends and laff about it. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, u gotta solve a maze to find it tho. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will follow u around and do ur bidding. so, forget about politics and come join the real fun in our minecraft world!

Trash Confetti Landfill

anthropological study, Archaeological research, archaeologists, archeology, confetti, cultural relics, environmental impact, Excavation, Future, garbage disposal, historical artifacts, historical preservation, landfill, landfill stratigraphy, landfills, NYC, Trash, trash history, urban decay, urban development, waste analysis, waste management

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the wackiest adventure of your life! we have so much confetti in our landfills that archeologists from the future will be scratching their heads trying to figure out what kind of crazy parties we used to have. come join us and uncover the mysteries of our trash history while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bubble Bot Drug Delivery

Absorption, biomedical engineering, biomedical research, Bot, Bubble, bubble-like microrobots, controlled drug release, Delivery, DRUG, drug delivery, drug delivery systems, drug targeting, external magnetic field, Hydrogel, magnetic manipulation, magnetic nanoparticles, medical innovation, medical technology, microrobotics, nanomedicine, nanotechnology, Precision medicine, Targeted therapy, therapeutic drugs

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3105
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and taming some wolves, when BAM! Bubble-like microrobots start poppin’ up everywhere! Made of hydrogel and magnetic nanoparticles, these little guys are like tiny doctors in the game, delivering drugs to your Minecraft character with just a flick of a magnetic field.

But get this, once they’ve done their job, they just disappear into thin air, like some kind of magic trick! It’s like having a whole team of medical professionals at your fingertips in the game. So, if you wanna experience this crazy futuristic technology in Minecraft, come join us on our server and let the microrobots work their magic on you! It’s a wild ride, for sure!

Vanilla Minecraft Server without private Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, banner, Come in quickly, Community, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, No mods, No Private, ONLINE, Server, server description, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Come in quickly, you won’t regret it

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EarthCorp

alliances, Conflict, Corporations, Dystopia, EarthCorp, Economy, Faction, Geopolitical, influence, Leaderboards, Lore, mini Bosses, Perks, power struggles, Quests, Resources, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, Storyline, Survival, Territories, Treaties, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

EarthCorp – 1.21.1 Overview

Server Information	Details
IP	play.earthcorp.co
Site	earthcorp.co
Map	map.earthcorp.co

Server Description:

EarthCorp is a Geopolitical Simulator on a 1:300 Map of the Earth with a custom economy system, custom items and plugins, and an active player base. Join us for an immersive experience!

Latest Event:

The server is currently running the End Event! Defeat the Ender Dragon and activate War in the world of EarthCorp.

Features:

Custom economy system
Active player base with responsive admins
RTP portal and custom items in spawn
Non pay-to-win server with fair ranks
Geo Political simulation for conflict and power struggles
Fascinating corporate dystopia storyline with quests
Daily quests, free crates with real rewards, and custom perks

Join the Community:

Join our Discord server for updates and to connect with other players!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, all ranks are fair for their cost and there are no pay-to-win features.
How can I join the End Event?	Defeat the Ender Dragon to activate War in the world!
Are there daily quests?	Yes, we offer daily quests with real rewards for players.
What is the server’s theme?	EarthCorp features a Geo Political simulation and a corporate dystopia storyline.

Players:	109/200	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27
Enchantments Applied:	187	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7898