so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 9674 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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