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VanillishCraft

bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom world, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, java, Land Claim, Live Map, Mob Heads, multiplayer, no p2w, Player Shops, player sleep, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, VanillishCraft, Vote Rewards, Warps

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.4

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Bedrock: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co port: 20474

Overview:

Features	Description
Cross-Play (Java + Bedrock)	Enjoy multiplayer with players on different platforms
Custom Biomes	Explore unique and custom biomes
Land Claim	Protect your land from griefing
Anti-Grief	Prevent griefing and maintain a peaceful environment
Player Shops	Trade and sell items with other players
Diamond Based Economy	Use diamonds as currency in the server
Vote Rewards	Earn rewards by participating in server voting
Earnable Ranks	Progress and earn ranks based on gameplay
Mob Heads	Collect mob heads as trophies
Player Sleep	Influence the percentage of players needed to sleep
No P2W	No pay-to-win elements in the server

Wanna check our map out? Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server from both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, our server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

2. Are there custom biomes to explore?

Yes, we have custom biomes for you to discover and explore in our server.

3. How can I protect my land from griefing?

You can use the Land Claim feature to protect your land and belongings from griefing.

4. Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

Yes, our server operates on a diamond-based economy where diamonds are used as currency.

5. Are there rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, you can earn rewards by participating in server voting and supporting the community.

Shinobi’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, comedy, ending, Fall 2025, Fun, historical, Japan, Little Ninja Girl, Manga, manga series, Medieval, miss, naoki, ninja, Oda Nobunaga, Realm, Shinobis, Snigeno, Volume 23, WARLORD, Warring States Period, Yonkoma

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like “Nobunaga no Shinobi” but with blocks and creepers!

Ever wanted to be a ninja in Medieval Japan serving Oda Nobunaga? Well, now you can in Minecraft!

Experience the chaos and comedy of the Warring States Period while building your own ninja empire.

Fall 2025? Who needs to wait when you can start your ninja adventure now on our server!

Say goodbye to the manga and hello to a whole new world of ninja fun in Minecraft!

GymCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, AITAH, alone, anxious, autistic, complaining, Conversation, follow, gym buddy, gym staff, gymcraft, hip thrusts, hyper aware, man, Minecraft, questions, resting, Server, sets, social cues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, vulnerable

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy gym encounters and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to punch virtual trees instead of awkwardly staring at a guy doing hip thrusts.

Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about gym lurkers following you around. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who won’t ask you weird questions while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

So come join us and leave the gym drama behind! Who needs real-life social cues when you can chat with fellow players in the safety of your virtual world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no creepy gym encounters allowed!

CreeperAlert: Housemate Edition

Boundaries, Chores, common courtesy, Communication, consideration, Courtesy, CreeperAlert, Edition, Expectations, guests, house rules, housemate, Laundry, messiness, Notification, Planning, privacy, Quiet, Relaxation, Respect, roommates, socializing

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Votes:	5666
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	255
Dimension Hops:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate roommate simulation! One roommate is super chill and easy to get along with, while the other is a total disaster. Imagine logging in to find your messy roommate leaving their virtual laundry in the machine for days on end. But wait, there’s more! Random guests will show up unannounced, leaving spills all over your virtual living room. Will you clean up after them or let the mess pile up? It’s a wild ride of virtual roommate drama that will keep you on your toes! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience unlike any other.

AwkwardIntimacy – Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward experience, awkward memory, awkward moment, awkward situation, awkward story, AwkwardIntimacy, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing experience, embarrassing memory, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing story, funny, Funny Experience, funny memory, funny moment, funny story, INTIMATE, intimate memory, intimate moment, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Animals Bred:	54

Yo, so like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your whole base? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft SMP is like, but in real life! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans as we build, explore, and prank each other like there’s no tomorrow.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a giant chicken farm that produces diamonds instead of eggs, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who loves to throw parties and give out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a herd of exploding pigs, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always ready to ruin your day in the most awkward way possible.

GazaCraft: Protestors Welcome!

activism, biden, Biden administration, Conflict, demonstration, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, kamala, kamala harris, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian protestors, Palestinian territories, Politics, protest, protestors, TAKEOVER, trump, Trump administration, united states, Usa

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Potions Brewed:	193
Emeralds Found:	875	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Votes:	5081	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those looking to escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where Trump is a peaceful farmer, Biden is a friendly villager, and Kamala is a skilled potion brewer.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of peace, build towering structures that reach the clouds, and engage in intense battles against the evil mobs of ignorance and hate.

Forget about politics and protests, come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol, cocaine, colombia, controversy, CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey, criminal justice, debate, drug policy, Ethics, Government, law enforcement, legalization, Minecraft, Narcotics, petro, Politics, public health, Server, Social Issues, south america, substance abuse, whiskey

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	5711	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mines Excavated:	3399
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a llama on a pogo stick! we got more fun den a barrel of monkeys and more surprises dan a pinata at a birthday party!

imagine dis, u log on and u see a giant diamond castle in da sky, made entirely of real diamonds! u can mine dem diamonds and become da richest player on da server! but watch out for da creepers, dey be sneaky lil buggers!

oh and get dis, we got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and booby traps! u gotta be quick and clever to make it out alive and with all da loot!

and get dis, our admin is a real life wizard who can grant u wishes and make all ur minecraft dreams come true! need a dragon as a pet? he got u covered. wanna fly on a magic carpet? no problem!

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!

OilOCanadaShipstoChina

Canada, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, energy resources, Exports, foreign policy, global market, international relations, North America, Oil, OilOCanadaShipstoChina, political tensions, Ships, supply chain, Trade, Transportation, U.S

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8370	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we ship oil to china while dodging angry americans who are threatening trade! build your own oil rig and defend it from pesky players trying to steal your precious black gold. team up with fellow players to form alliances and take down rival oil barons in epic battles. who will reign supreme in this wild west of oil trading? come find out on our server now! also, there are flying pigs. just saying.

Road & Creeper Life

Adventure, city life, cityscape, commuting, creeper, Exploration, Highways, Journey, Life, Lifestyle, Nomad, on the road, on the street, Pavement, Pedestrian, ROAD, Sidewalk, street life, travel, urban culture, urban living, urban-exploration, Wanderlust

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Towns Built:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4284
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

so, like, imagine this: you spawn in this minecraft server and BAM you’re on this CRAZY road trip, but like, in minecraft. you gotta survive in this wacky world filled with, like, giant chickens and exploding sheep. but don’t worry, cuz we got this super cool secret weapon called the “moo moo cannon” that shoots out cows at your enemies. it’s like, totally epic, dude.

and get this, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. you gotta find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall and show off your best dance moves to impress the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. you can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies, raining bacon down on all the peasants below. it’s like a dream come true, man.

so, like, if you wanna experience the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

VortexCraft – Swirling Fun for Gamers

crowd behavior, crowd control, crowd dynamics, crowd movement, crowds, densely packed groups, FESTIVAL, Fun, Gamers, Human Behavior, human gatherings, movement, Physicists, preventative strategies, research, researchers, study, Surprising, swirling, swirling patterns, traditional Spanish festival, vortex, vortex patterns, VortexCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

so, liek, u know how crowds can be, like, totally boring and stuff? well, not on our server, bro! we got crowds that suck u into a vortex, just like in dat sciencey stuff u learned in skool. u can be part of dis totally wild experience and surprise all da physicists out there. we even got researchers studying da movement of crowds at a traditional Spanish festival, cuz we’re all about dat cultural experience, ya know? u can form swirling vortex patterns with ur new online buddies and be part of something never before documented in human gatherings. it’s like, totally mind-blowing, man. so, join our server and be part of da craziest crowd experience ever. who needs preventative strategies when u got us, amirite?

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Crates, Customization, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Exploration, Fishing, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, RAINBOW, Realms, Server, smp, Survival, Unity

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Optional quests	Guided journey with optional quests
Jobs system	Earn in-game currency with rewarding jobs
Economy	Robust economy to fuel ambitions
Fishing rewards	Cast your line for unique fishing rewards
Rankups	Unlock perks with exciting rankups
Crates	Open crates for rare items and level up gameplay

Join us Today:

66.70.164.179:25566

Discord: https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is 66.70.164.179:25566

Q: Is the server still in beta testing?

A: Yes, some features may not be fully set up until public release

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, anatomy, awkward, biology, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Contraception, Curiosity, education, Exploration, genitalia, Intimacy, MysticCraft, Pleasure, questions, Realms, relationships, reproductive health, safe sex, sex, sexual intercourse, taboo

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	903	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Lol, bro, forget about sticking pee pees places! Join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, like literally soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

And our diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle so bright that they blind the creepers.

Plus, our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to kick some zombie butt.

So, why waste time sticking pee pees where they don’t belong when you can join our epic Minecraft server of insanity and awesomeness?

PurrFectlyMineCraft

advice, affectionate, aita, attachment, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Cuddling, depression, Emotional support, family, litter box, love, mom, pet ownership, Pets, PurrFectlyMineCraft, Sleeping, step dad, Stubborn

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of cat ownership? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of feline companionship! Join us and experience the joy of virtual cat cuddles without any of the cat pee smell – unless, of course, you build a cat pee-themed house, in which case, go wild!

Our server is a safe haven for all cat lovers, where you can build your own virtual cat palace and snuggle up with pixelated kitties all day long. And if you ever feel down, just log on and let our virtual cats purr away your troubles.

So come join us, where the only drama you’ll find is the battle for the best cat bed spot! Let’s make Minecraft a purr-fectly meow-tastic place together! 🐱💻🎮

MineHappyLand

Contentment, coping strategies, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inner peace, joy, mental health, mindfulness, MineHappyLand, optimism, perseverance, personal growth, perspective, positive mindset, resilience, self reflection, self-care, silver linings, strength, world sucks

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Gods Slained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of the real world being a total snooze fest? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect escape! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with some virtual friends.

And hey, who needs therapy when you can unleash your stress by punching trees and mining for diamonds? Trust us, it’s way more therapeutic.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your worries melt away in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough torches to survive the night.

MineCraftyWorkWeek37.5

37.5 hours, Agreement, Economy, employment regulations, european union, Government, job market, labor laws, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftyWorkWeek37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, productivity, REFORMS, social policy, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	530329
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

u know what else u should cut? ur time wastin on other minecraft servers when u could be joinin ours! we got spanish ministers workin for us, cuttin legal workin weeks and makin sure u have more time to play minecraft! come join us and u might even get a chance to meet a real life spanish minister in game! who knows what kind of crazy adventures u could have on our server, maybe u’ll even become besties with a minister and get free diamond armor! so what r u waitin for? join now and let the fun begin!

Players:	105/600	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	880620
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8