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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8892 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 947332 | Farms Harvested: | 111 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
not only that, but we have a secret underground disco party every night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on the moon? that’s right, you can mine for diamonds while floating in zero gravity.
but wait, there’s more! we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on our insane minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. just watch out for those llama overlords – they tend to get a little power-hungry when they’re in charge.
