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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Emeralds Found: 4322
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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