join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas dat can do backflips and pigs dat can fly like superman. we also got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf.

our server is so lit dat even Zelensky himself plays on it while negotiating peace treaties and stuff. he said “diplomacy not at the expense of 30% of our territory, but at the expense of getting wrecked by creepers in minecraft.”

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a pet ender dragon named fluffy. what more could u ask for?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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