TenseCraft – Where Verbs Get Nervous | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	4759
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	7184	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Farms Harvested:	961
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Potions Brewed:	70	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	243	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	2731	Void Armor Forged:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Void Gems Collected:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Towns Built:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	154
Potions Brewed:	176	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Farms Harvested:	766	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4118	Dragons Tamed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Towns Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

Players:	105/400	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Items Found:	8340