yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your temperature rise like climate change on steroids? well, this server is the place to be! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant ice castle in the middle of a lava ocean, or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

but wait, there’s more! we have events that will make your heart race faster than a polar bear running from global warming. join our extreme temperature challenge, where you have to survive in the hottest and coldest biomes without dying. think you can handle it?

and get this, if you die from the extreme temperatures, you get a special prize! it’s like a participation trophy, but way cooler. so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only thing hotter than our builds is the climate change-induced heat waves that will make you sweat like a creeper in a TNT factory. see you there, gamers!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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