TekVille | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7363	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dimension Hops:	10
Buildings Constructed:	49	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Towns Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1648
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1681	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	196
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchantments Applied:	270
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2608
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crops Grown:	9677
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	528	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Crops Grown:	9986
Enchantments Applied:	67	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	225
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	283
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

Players:	93/700	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21