Tekno network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Zombie Dances:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Potions Brewed:	62	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Crops Grown:	9256	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8299	Alien Abductions:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Magic Items Found:	4842	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	982632	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!

CelebCraft: 3StarReviewLOL

3StarReviewLOL, cameo, CelebCraft, CELEBRITY REVIEW, clarification, Communication, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, entertainment industry, holiday message, honest review, message response, misunderstanding, online interaction, Personal Message, Prompt, social media, unique video, video content, video request

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Magic Items Found:	5251	Ores Mined:	2331

Are you tired of boring old celebrities who can’t even follow a simple request on Cameo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, every player gets a personalized greeting from their favorite characters!

Imagine logging in and seeing Steve from Minecraft wishing you a happy birthday while riding a llama, or Herobrine telling you a joke that will make you laugh for days. Our celebrities are dedicated to making your experience unforgettable, even if they sometimes forget to follow the prompt.

Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unique videos that will make you question reality. Who needs real celebrities when you can have virtual ones who actually listen to your requests? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to interact with your favorite characters in the most hilarious way possible!

FicCharSwapMCSMP

Alternate Reality, book character, daydream, different perspective, dream job, dream scenario, Escape, exciting adventure, FANTASY, favorite character, FicCharSwapMCSMP, fictional character, imagination, magical experience, movie character, role reversal, storybook character, swap lives, temporary change, TV character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Holy Grails Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

OMG guys, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you can totally swap lives with any fictional character for a day! Like, imagine being Spongebob Squarepants and living in a pineapple under the sea, or being Harry Potter and casting spells all day long. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride on a flying llama while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this server.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ultimate meme lord of the Minecraft world. YOLO, amirite?

Players:	95/400	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0