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ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Farms Harvested:	514
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2530	Enchantments Applied:	142
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Emeralds Found:	3215
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6651	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Void Armor Forged:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchantments Applied:	80
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mines Excavated:	1093
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mines Excavated:	3343
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

Players:	100/700	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1261	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crops Grown:	6892	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5