so like, u know how important friends r when ur a teen? well dis server is like the key to ur future well-being, bro. like, if u join dis server, u gonna make so many friends dat ur gonna be set for life. like, u gotta be 13-14 to get dat general social acceptance boost, but if ur 17-18, u need a close circle of friends, and dis server got u covered, fam. join now and secure ur future happiness, cuz friends r da real MVPs, yo.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Potions Brewed: 170 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 2759 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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