so like, u know how important friends r when ur a teen? well dis server is like the key to ur future well-being, bro. like, if u join dis server, u gonna make so many friends dat ur gonna be set for life. like, u gotta be 13-14 to get dat general social acceptance boost, but if ur 17-18, u need a close circle of friends, and dis server got u covered, fam. join now and secure ur future happiness, cuz friends r da real MVPs, yo.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Magic Items Found: 1960
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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