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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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