Tectonia Network

#exciting, Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom, Customization, Experience, Features, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Global, International, Maps, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Network, Players, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Unique, worlds

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Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	326
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Amelia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most detective-tastic Minecraft server out there! Join us for a chance to solve mysteries, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even stumble upon some secret societies (watch out for those creepers, they’re always up to something shady).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Amelia Watson, the master detective herself. Legend has it that she once single-handedly defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a diamond sword and her trusty magnifying glass. And rumor has it that she can sniff out diamonds faster than a pack of wolves chasing a rabbit.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can channel your inner detective, make friends with fellow sleuths, and maybe even crack a few cases along the way, then look no further. Join us on this epic adventure and let’s show those pesky mobs who’s boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Secret Society of Block Breakers Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, boy band, breakers, Entertainment, fanbase, Fandom, korean culture, korean pop, Kpop, Kpop enthusiasts, kpop fans, kpop group, kpop news, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music discussion, music lovers, No. 69544150, online forum, pop music, secret, smp, society

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of K-pop idols to help you conquer the Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, you can team up with your favorite K-pop stars to build the ultimate base and slay dragons together!

Imagine Jungkook from BTS leading a raid on a creeper nest, or Lisa from Blackpink showing you how to build the most fabulous castle in all of Minecraft. Our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest K-pop fantasies while also becoming a Minecraft master.

But beware, the server is also home to a secret underground dance battle arena, where only the most skilled players can compete for rare loot and bragging rights. Will you be able to out-dance your opponents and claim victory?

Join us now and experience the craziest, most K-pop infused Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Momzilla’s Minecraft Server

family drama, family dynamics, family tensions, family wedding drama, Minecraft, Momzillas, mother-daughter conflict, mother-daughter relationship, parental issues, Server, sibling relationships, wedding day drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest behavior, wedding guest conflicts, wedding guest drama, wedding guest drama prevention, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest expectations, wedding guest list, wedding guest seating, wedding planning, wedding stress

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

Join us and leave behind the crazy family dynamics like the ones you see in soap operas. No more throwing dresses in the garbage or threatening not to show up at weddings. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness.

And if you do happen to encounter any drama on our server, just remember – it’s all virtual and meant for fun! So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mom’sHubbyExposed

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, dealing with loss, emotional adjustment, emotional maturity, expressing feelings, family counseling, family dynamics, generational differences, Grief, Honesty, MomsHubbyExposed, navigating relationships, Parent-child relationship, step parent, Support, teenage emotions, understanding perspectives

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family feuds and step-parent showdowns in a virtual world like no other.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your virtual mom’s new husband confronts you about your feelings towards their relationship. Will you stand your ground and defend your right to feel sad about your dad not being around? Or will you cave under the pressure and pretend everything is sunshine and rainbows?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles between grandparents and step-parents, all because you dared to be honest with your mom. Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and come out on top? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous family drama in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – only pure, unadulterated chaos!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SecondsToDie Minecraft SMP

allergic reaction, car accident, Choking, dangerous animals, drowning, drug overdose, electrocution, explosion, extreme cold, extreme heat, falling objects, gun shot, heart attack, lightning strike, Minecraft, poisonous gas, SecondsToDie, severe bleeding, severe burns, smp, Stroke, sudden illness, suffocation

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the mobs are not the only thing out to get you. Our server is so hardcore that even the grass is plotting your demise. But fear not, for the only way to survive is to join our ranks and show those sneaky blocks who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds on our server are actually sentient beings who will fight alongside you in battle. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outwit killer grass and recruit diamond allies.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyJobHopper

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Are you tired of boring old job interviews? Come join our Minecraft server where the only question you’ll be asked is, “Will you leave this server if you find a better one?” And the answer is obviously no, because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! We’ve got diamond-filled caves, creeper fireworks shows, and even a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats. So forget about job interviews, come join us and start your new career as a professional block builder!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1256
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SupremeCraft Minecraft Server

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OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server where even Iran’s supreme leader had to be taken to a secure location cuz it’s THAT intense! Like, the mobs are so crazy strong, they made him run for his life! 😂 But don’t worry, we got u covered with OP weapons and armor to take them down like a boss. Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. So come join the madness and let’s conquer this server together! 🚀💥 #MinecraftMadness #SupremeLeaderShowdown

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

StrikeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

#announcement, Communication, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Government, INFORMATION, international relations, long-range strikes, Military Action, News, Permission, Politics, Revenge, russia, russians, spokesman, StrikeCraft, Tension, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be part of this crazy world where ukraine has permission to do long-range strikes on russia! like, what even is that?? but don’t worry, zelenskyy’s spokesman will totally keep the russians in the loop, like “hey guys, heads up, we’re gonna be launching some missiles your way, hope u don’t mind!” it’s like a real-life game of cat and mouse, but with way more explosions and way less consequences. join now for a wild ride of international intrigue and pixelated warfare!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1183	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7002
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dopamine Rush Minecraft

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so, like, imagine you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in our server, right? and then BAM! out of nowhere, you hear a chicken clucking right in your ear! next thing you know, you’re making the craziest decisions, like jumping off a cliff just for fun! it’s all because of the dopamine rush, man. join our server for the wildest adventures and the most unexpected sounds that will make you do the most insane things! come on, you know you want to risk it all for that sweet, sweet dopamine hit!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Welcome to “The Cavern” where you can survive, build a town, and play wacky events in version 1.21!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, BUILD, Cavern, Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required), custom fishing, Dungeon Bosses, Events, Keep Inventory, Marriages, MCMMO, Over 1, Play, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, SURVIVE, Tamable Pets, TOWN, Version, Wacky

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

📗 Slimefun (Modpack like experience)

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Player Driven Economy

📦 Keep Inventory

⚔️ Dungeon Bosses

🐟 Custom Fishing

🎨 Art Map

🚢 Over 1,000+ Quests

🌾 Balanced Jobs System

🕵️ Blackmarket NPC

🛍️ Player Markets

🌌 Player Warps

⛏️ mcMMO

🐾 Tamable Pets

🆓 6 FREE Ranks

🤝 Secure Trading

🌎 Dynmap

✔️ Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)

💍 Marriages

👪 Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Spark The Tech Minecraft Server

Adventure, anticipation, Demo, demo version, dumb bitch, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Gaming, long tail, Minecraft, remake, remake demo, Romancing SaGa 2, RPG, SaGa series, Server, Spark, tags, Tech, Technology, video games, woooo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spark or pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of romancing SaGa 2 remake demo in Minecraft form! That’s right, we’ve combined the epicness of a classic RPG with the blocky world of Minecraft for a gaming experience like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in all things Minecraft. They will guide you through quests, battles, and even help you find hidden treasures in the most unexpected places.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the llama-led adventures begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a dumb bitch.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his fluffy regime? The choice is yours!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to navigate the treacherous Lava Parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll respawn, right?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll make for a good story)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

StepGrandmaCare Minecraft Server

assets, care costs, caregiving, dementia, family, family dynamics, family relationships, Financial Planning, Housewife, impact on home life, Inheritance, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting family, residential care, responsibilities, savings, Server, step-grandma, StepGrandmaCare, taking advantage, Time management, traditional roles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can escape from your responsibilities and dive into a virtual realm where the only thing you have to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. Leave behind the family drama and join us for some epic battles against creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs to deal with caring for elderly step-grandmas when you can be exploring vast landscapes and building your dream castle? Plus, our community is full of fun and friendly players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life worries behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Smell911 – Wife & Aunt Drama

aita, Argument, aunt, Contractor, Contractors, defcon 4, discomfort, Drama, embarrassed, emergency services, Fire department, gas company, lackadaisical, nail polish, neighbors, non emergency, odor, old food, Protective, reaction, ruined weekend, Smell911, Upset, Vinegar, waste of resources, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as calling the fire department for a vinegar smell? Look no further! Join our server where every little mishap turns into a full-blown emergency response.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend accidentally spills their virtual coffee on the keyboard. Next thing you know, the in-game fire department is knocking down your virtual door to put out the non-existent flames. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and experience the thrill of calling in a gas truck, ambulance, and firetruck for the most mundane incidents. Who needs a calm and collected gaming experience when you can have pure chaos at every turn?

So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember to call a contractor first before you dial 911 for that mysterious smell of vinegar and nail polish. See you in the game, where every day is a virtual emergency!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CaveManTimeMachine – Minecraft SMP

alternate history, ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropological study, caveman, CaveManTimeMachine, creative ideas, cultural exchange, Gift ideas, human evolution, hypothetical scenarios, imaginative thinking, innovation, invention, Minecraft, prehistoric era, primitive technology, science fiction, smp, speculative fiction, thought experiment, time machine, time travel

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to go back in time and give a caveman a diamond pickaxe! Imagine the look on his face when he realizes he can mine obsidian and create a portal to the Nether. Who knows, maybe he’ll even invite you to join his tribe and become the first Minecraft speedrunner in history! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to change the course of human evolution with just one item.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!