TechWishCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Divine Spears Created:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Stop Them Minecraft SMP – The Chronicles of Chaos

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Are you tired of being a noob on other servers and getting wrecked by hardcore players? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against the try-hards – a magical llama army that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, diamonds! Join us and harness the power of these majestic creatures to become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary taco stand that grants you special powers when you eat their spicy tacos. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just chow down on a taco and watch the magic happen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, the llamas are watching…

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	721482	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LazyLoot Minecraft Server

adulting, bills, cleaning, Communication, contributing, division of labor, financial strain, Frustration, grocery shopping, household chores, household responsibilities, Job, job hunting, laziness, LazyLoot, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship issues, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, unemployment, work ethic

Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures

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🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! 🏠💰

🔥 Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! ⏳💸

😂 Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? 📺💥

💰 Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! 💪🤑

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Potions Brewed:	199	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GrossButYum SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyLiesMC

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That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyBomberBrigade

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so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	7845	Enchantments Applied:	132
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Enchantments Applied:	98

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

StepSibSquadCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockLifeAccepted

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Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Crops Grown:	5738	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Runes Activated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Taste Bud Adventures

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Calorie Cut Craft

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.