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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Void Gems Collected: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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